Friday Cat: Merry Catmas to you!

December 8th, 2006

Humans like the Christmas season for various reasons. For adults, there’s reuinions with family and friends. For kids, it’s toys, festive lights, snow, and a break from school.

For cats, it’s a tree. The tree is a place to play, where humans have attached the most wonderful cat toys.

And underneath the tree? A wonderful place to lay.

[Merry Catmas!]
Tom relaxes under the tree

Merry Catmas from the shrimpandgrits family cats: Tom, Ash, and Rusty!

Maybe if we turned it to gold first …

December 7th, 2006

Scientific American has a brief article about industry’s request to have lead removed from the EPA’s list of regulated pollutants.

The EPA said that from 1980 to 2005 the national annual lead concentrations have dropped more than 90 percent. Lead levels in air have mostly fallen because it was banned as a gasoline additive starting in the 1970s.

This is good news, since exposure to lots of lead is no good thing.

But I am puzzled. How will removing lead from the list of regulated pollutants lead to less lead in the environment? (Sorry, couldn’t resist the pun!)

Who wants lead off the list?

In a letter last July to the EPA, industry group the Battery Council International urged the agency to “delete lead from the criteria pollutants.”

Who’s this “Battery Council International”?

Battery Council International is a not for profit organization with the mission to promote the interests of the international lead-acid battery industry.

Surely, the lead-acid battery industry will not pollute the environment with lead if we remove the regulations! Right?

They probably just want to turn it to gold. 🙂

Why grading an exam can be harder than taking one

December 6th, 2006

I’ve often said to students that I’d rather be taking an exam than grading one. They sometimes stare back at me with jaws hanging open, shocked that I would say such a thing. In this post, I thought I’d take a brief look at a few of the reasons why grading an exam is harder than taking one.

Here’s a question from one of my recent exams for an introductory chemistry course.

Metallic aluminum (Al, FW = 26.98 g/mol) reacts with oxygen gas (O2, FW = 32.00 g/mol) to produce aluminum oxide (Al2O3, FW = 101.96 g/mol). How many grams of oxygen gas are required to react with 14.7 grams of aluminum metal?

Based on the way I taught my students to solve this sort of problem in class (the factor-label method), I expected most students to come up with the answer 13.1 g of O2 using a calculation procedure similar to this one:

But there’s a hitch! There’s more than one way to work this problem. Another way to solve the problem is to find out the mass ratios of aluminum to oxygen based on the chemical equation and set it up as a ratio:

Solving, x = 13.1 g of O2.

This looks very different than the first way I showed to solve the problem. Though it’s not the way I taught chemical calculations, it’s a perfectly legitimate strategy for solving this kind of problem. To make it more … interesting, you can actually set up the ratios so that they look a little different from the way I wrote them above.

So, when you prepare to grade a test, you not only have to solve the problem the way you would have solved it yourself, but you also have to consider the problem-solving strategies your students might come up with to solve the problem. Otherwise, you won’t be able to see whether a student actually has an understanding of the material, and you won’t be able to help them correct any mistakes they made if you aren’t able to follow their strategies.

Think that’s bad? There’s another hitch!

Here is an actual student answer to the problem above.

8.72 g of O2 is needed to react with 1.47 g Al



107.92 Al
96 O


53.96x = 440.4
8.72

14.7g Al = ___________ g O2



12.45

(Yes, the answer really did look like that on paper.)

Obviously, the student got the wrong answer. Equally obviously, this “solution” is a mess! But, is there anything we can work with here in the mess? Is there any help we can give the student so that (s)he might do better next time?

It’s very clear that the student wanted to try using the ratio method to solve the problem. Why? There are actually two attempts to use the ratio method in this answer. The attempt on the right would have actually gotten the student to the right answer, but the student makes a math error in the attempt and comes up with 12.45 g of O2. Because the student doesn’t label what their numbers or letters represent, (s)he simply doesn’t realize that the value of x is the desired answer – and gets lost.

Once students start floundering in a sea of unfriendly numbers, they never end up anywhere useful. The wrong-on-all-counts ratio on the left-hand side of the page makes that point quite clearly. If the student had reazlied that the value of x in the ratio on the right was the desired answer, (s)he would have stopped at 12.45 g O2. Still not correct, but only off because of a case of fumble-fingers with the calculator.

The advice this student needs to hear, I think, is that when solving a problem it is vitally important to keep track of what numbers and variables actually represent. In math class, students find x for x‘s sake. Everywhere else, x is merely a name for sometihng real. This is a point that I don’t think is made nearly strongly enough in math classes.

But back to the title of this post – how long did it take to sift through the student answer? Longer, i’d wager, than the student spent on the exam solving the problem. And that’s why grading an exam is harder than taking one!

Update on the War on Christmas

December 6th, 2006

Here’s an update from the front lines of the War on Christmas. Rock Hill (SC) mother has 12-year-old son arrested for opening Christmas present early

The boy’s great-grandmother had told him not to open his Nintendo Game Boy Advance, which she had wrapped and placed beneath the Christmas tree, according to a police report.

Don’t open your present early, or Santa will throw your sorry behind in jail!

The boy was arrested on petty larceny charges, taken to the Rock Hill police station in handcuffs and held until his mother picked him up after church.

… because the reason for the season is using the cops as a babysitter while you go to church? Silly me. I thought it was something about giving.

Reading the article, I see that there’s a lot wrong with the situation: an uneducated single mother who’s 27 years old with two children ages 12 and 7, one of the kids being diagnosed with ADHD and facing expulsion from school, etc. But that’s no justification for trying to get your 12-year-old a police record to “scare” him – for trying to mess with his Christmas present early. That is a family issue, not a police issue.

(Hint: If it’s that important to keep the presents away from your kids, don’t put them under the tree until Christmas Eve.)

His mother said neither arrest seemed to scare him as she had hoped. She is distressed because her son is relishing the attention brought by his latest arrest.

Color me unsurprised.

Oh, and thie story seems to have hit CNN, too. I hate it when this is how South Carolina gets into the national press…

Expensive tastes

December 3rd, 2006

When we went on vacation to Vegas, I saw quite a few upscale restaurants. Thought not in Vegas, this Burger King has got to be the most exclusive BK in the country.

[2 Whoppers, 2 fries, 2 drinks, only $600
2 Whoppers, 2 fries, 2 drinks, only $600

I’d hate to see how much dessert would cost …

Friday Cat: Leftovers AGAIN?

December 1st, 2006

Thanksgiving hsa come and gone. Only the leftovers remain. In today’s Friday Cat, Ash gives us her opinion of Thanksgiving leftovers.

[Leftovers, AGAIN?]
Arrgh! Leftovers AGAIN! [Click to enlarge]

Blog news

November 30th, 2006

To keep me from having to manage two different blog sites, I’ve merged my old “Signs Point to Stupidity” photoblog into the main shrimpandgrits blog. You can find the “Signs Point to Stupidity” content on this blog, under the category:

The Stupidity Photoblog

What can you find in this category? A collection of strange signs, posters, and flyers – most with an (unintentionally) funny message. Enjoy!

Redemption

November 29th, 2006

The flood of pictures of Catherine is threatening to overcome my laptop’s hard drive. As a result, I’ve been organizing and archiving the digital pictures from the last few years so that I don’t lose anything. While doing so, I found … the way to redemption.

[Redemption]

The way to redemption begins, as you can see, in a blazing pit of fire. Where is this blazing pit of fire? In Las Vegas, of course. You can find anything in Vegas. Including … redemption.

No, thanks. I’m not thirsty.

November 29th, 2006

The conventional wisdom says that you shouldn’t eat or drink anything that students might leave for you. Paranoid? Perhaps.

Perhaps not – when fifth graders are involved. The Charleston Post and Courier reports:

Sixteen fifth-graders met with a police investigator Tuesday and answered questions relating to the poisoning of a Boulder Bluff Elementary School [in Goose Creek, SC] teacher who fell ill in class earlier this month, school officials said.

The four questions dealt generally with the circumstances surrounding the Nov. 16 incident, which is thought to have resulted after the teacher ingested methanol and a chemical [ethylene glycol] found in antifreeze.

That’s quite a poisonous brew. The lethal dose for either ethylene glycol or methanol is about a hundred milliliters. In other words, drinking about a quarter of a soda can of either substance could kill you.

And if you don’t die from the stuff, you will not have a pleasant day. From the MSDS sheets,

[Methanol can cause] headache, drowsiness, nausea, vomiting, blurred vision, blindness, coma, and death.

[Ehtylene glycol can cause] CNS depression, vomiting, headache, rapid respiratory and heart rate, lowered blood pressure, stupor, collapse, and unconsciousness with convulsions. Death from respiratory arrest or cardiovascular collapse may follow.

Nasty stuff.

From the article, it appears that students are possible suspects in the poisoning.

‘It’s terrifying,’ Stiles [a mother of one of the 5th graders] said. ‘If it was a child in the teacher’s class who did it, it scares me that someone who is 10 or 11 years old would know how to mix those substances and do that.’

Actually, it’s not that hard to mix those two very common chemicals together. Both mix very well with water and are colorless. Methanol has a characteristic odor, but ethylene glycol doesn’t.

[Dangerous things often look like nothing special - from Star Ocean: The Second Story for Playstation]

Getting the teacher to ingest the mixture would be more difficult than concocting it, but it’s not beyond the realm of possibility.

That said, this particular school has been having other problems. I hope the police have a few adult suspects.

Some people just aren’t ready for some football

November 27th, 2006

College rivarlies are usually good fun, but the Clemson-Carolina rivarly has certainly gotten some bad press the past few years. First, there was the brawl at the 2004 game – an embarassment for both schools.

This year, a fan takes it upon himself to give the Clemson-Carolina game a bad name by shooting his buddy over a $20 bet on the game.

So Quick [Gamecock fan] left the house and retrieved a high-powered rifle from his Chevrolet Corsica.

“He went back in and told Richard, `I want my money or I’m going to shoot you,’ ” said Lexington County Sheriff James Metts, adding that both had been drinking beer.

Metts said Johnson’s wife and several friends told police that Johnson [Tiger fan] then said: “You can’t shoot me, I’m invisible.”

And Quick replied, “No you’re not.”

Johnson, 43, was shot once in the chest, and deputies charged Quick, 42, with murder and possessing a firearm during the commission of a violent crime. He was leaning against his Corsica, with arms crossed, when police arrived, Metts said.

Wow.

Is “not guilty by way of stupidity” a possible plea for this case?