Here’s a sign posted on the inside of a Porta-John at the Ammon Blueberry Festival in Ammon, NC.
Imagine mixing anything in that list with Taco Bell. The resulting explosion could level a town!
Bask in the wrongness of this sign.

Is there anything on this sign that's correct? I do feel sad, though, for the poor student whose book was turned into a room. How is he going to study for his test?.
This one is somewhat embarrassing, since it was made by a staff or faculty member who should have been paying more attention. If it was indeed made by a faculty member, I hope it wasn’t someone from the English department!
The children’s section of a used book store in Fayetteville stocks a series of beloved books.
Further over on the shelf, you can find the cheap stuff.
(The really sad thing is that copies of this sign were all over the store.)
While I wait for tomorrow’s test to finish copying, I thought I’d share a sign posted on the bulletin board Need an anatomy and physics book?

Used 210/211 anatomy and physicology with cat manuel. Very good condition. I only used it two weeks las semester.
A real bargain, since it includes a cat from Barcelona!
There’s a new cult in town.
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Dr. Furniture's Truth and Fellowship Ministry
Believe in the Power of the Almighty Futon, my friends, and YOU WILL BE HEALED!
Posting’s been rather light here recently, and that’s because I have been busy with five week summer classes. We cram a full semester’s worth of freshman chemistry into five weeks.
But if I wanted to pick up a little extra money this summer, I could apply for some extra work over in the business office. Here’s a job posting I saw this morning:
If I work all summer, I might just be able to buy a burrito at Taco Bell!