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Safety tip

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Dan Holden teaches middle-school socal studies class, and burned a small American flag to get his students to think and write about the flag-burning issue. The story’s here.

As this story takes place in Kentucy, you can imagine what happened. Kentucky has a law against flag desecration, but it’s likely unenforcable due to the Supreme Court ruling that flag desecration is protected speech. So how are the reactionaries going to try to punish Mr. Holden’s brazen attempt to … get students to think about an issue?

The district also alerted city fire officials, who are conducting their own investigation.

“Certainly we’re concerned about the safety aspect,”

Another article says, thankfully, that

… the evidence doesn’t warrant filing a charge of criminal wanton endangerment — causing significant risk of serious injury or death.

So, they were going to try to bust Mr. Holden for “safety” reasons. That’s pretty pathetic, in my book. But there’s a lesson to be learned from this:

If you’re going to burn a small American flag in an effort to get students to think about the flag-burning issue, then make sure to burn said American flag under a properly-functioning fume hood.

Praise the Lord and pass the ketchup!

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

CNN’s offbeat news has this article about water leaking from a tree in San Antonio. Several causes for the water were listed (a well, a burst pipe, etc. Nobody’s sure what is causing the water to come out, because that would likely require either damaging the tree or digging big holes in the yard.

But what makes this article strange is at the very end.

[The owner of the tree] has started to wonder if the water has special properties.

Her insurance agent dabbed drops of the water on a spider bite and the welt went away, she said.

Now I’ve had a few bug bites iin my time (I’m from South Carolina, after all), and one thing I’ve noticed about most bug bites is that the welt goes away after a short time. This is, of course, without the application of mysterious water from leaking trees.

“I just want to know if it is a healing tree or blessed water,” she said. “That’s God’s water. Nobody knows but God.”

I was in Arby’s the other day, taking part in an unholy ritual involving the consumption of a large roast beef combo. I noticed this in my box of curly fries.

[Jesus fries!]
The Jesus fry

This curly fry digested extremely well in spite of its unusual shape and extreme greasiness. In fact, the whole meal associated with the curly fry digested well.

When you eat as much grease as there is in one of those large boxes of curly fries … and you don’t have indigestion afterwards … that must mean that divine intervention is at work!

I just want to know if that was a healing fry or it had been fried in blessed grease. That’s God’s grease. Nobody knows but God.

A fundamentalist goes to the movies

Friday, August 4th, 2006

Kellie sent me a link to this site, which features movie reviews from the fndamentalist Christian perspective. This certainly isn’t the only site like this on the net, but it’s good for some amusement value.

Let’s look at those reviews!

Here’s Jurassic Park, which the reviewer finds Very Offensive:

[…] perverted by the movie’s unceasing barrage of evolutionist propaganda, including casual references to man and dinosaurs being separated by 65 million years, and other theories hopelessly unsubstantiated yet dressed as undeniable scientific

You know, there’s a reason that the movie treats evolution as a generally accepted scientific theory. That’s because evolution is a generally accpeted scientific theory. But wait, there’s more!

[…] Christian parents should be warned of the intensity with which the dinosaur attacks are depicted (primarily against the pre-teen grandchildren of the park’s owner).

So, the reviewer is one of those who believes man and dinosaurs lived at the same time, but is offended by the depiction of what might happen if man and dinosaurs actually did live together.

The site also reviews Sin City, finding it Extremely Offensive. The only question I have to ask is this – why would anyone think that Sin City would be anything other than offensive to fundamentalists? So what’s the point of the review?

The reviewers find Carl Sagan’s Contact Very Offensive. Why? Profanity? Violence? While there might have been a little profanity in the movie, the real thing that caused offense here was an idea:

Christian’s are, once again portrayed, many times throughout the movie, as not having answers. A young Ellie was kicked out of Sunday School when the teacher couldn’t tell her where Cain got his wife.

… the idea that fundamentalists might not have all the answers. I guess all the parts about humility have been struck from the christiananswers.net Bible.

Still, the site’s a fun read. Look up your favorite movies and try to guess how offended you should have been while watching them!

ACE should be put in the hole!

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

I mentioned in a previous post that, in my unvarnished opinion, the ACE curriculum was “bad pedagogy and bad science”. I have my reasons for saying this – not the least of which is the fact that I went, for several of my childhood years, to an ACE school.

Let me briefly describe life in the ACE school. The school I attended was a small school, and what passed for learning in that school was to sit in a desk facing a white wall. On the sides of the desk were red and blue dividers to prevent you from looking to the sides. The day consisted mainly of sitting in that little isolated desk and working through workbooks, called PACEs.

If you had questions or needed to take the test at the end of each workbook, you were to raise a flag (either an American or a Christian flag – depending on what you needed), and one of the “supervisors” would come by and attempt to help you. Help was often rather limited, as the supervisors weren’t necessarily experts in any particular area of the curriculum. The supervisors meant well, I suppose, but they were far more concerned with keeping an appearance of order than they were about scholarship.

If sitting at a desk most of the day working through bland workbooks and staring at a blue, a white, and a red wall sounds to you like a lot like an inquisitive child’s vision of hell …. that’s exactly how it felt to me. I would not wish this type of education on my worst enemy or his children. Thankfully, I was eventually sent to a more sane school after four years of this – but I’ve always felt that my four years at an ACE school stunted my intellectual growth. It takes a long time to deprogram yourself of all that nonsense …

At the risk of bringing on some nasty flashbacks to my ACE days, I’ve dug up some samples of the ACE curriculum – so you can judge for yourselves how awful this stuff is.

The lessons start off looking mostly harmless.

Here’s an early sample of Math, for first graders. Counting money is, of course, something you’d want kids to pick up. But the curriculum rapidly goes downhill from there.

Since I’m a teacher of science, I’m going to focus on the science part of the curriculum for now.

Here’s a page from first grade science that describes the taste buds. You’ll notice that the page is as much about thanking God for taste buds as it is about the taste buds themselves. Also notice that the kids are asked to fill in the blanks, with answers that are trivially easy to find in the preceding few paragraphs. While this might not be much of an issue in first grade, the entire curriculum is based on “read and regurgitate” – little if any critical thought is involved.

Here’s another page from first grade science. This page highlights one of the severe failings of the ACE curriculum – it’s more about making kids into fundamentalists than it is about educating kids. Can anyone tell me what this has to do with science, and why it is in the science workbook?

God made all things.
So, all things belong to Him.
All things tell us that God is good.
All things tell us that He is wise and kind.
All things we see tell us that God loves us.
He helps us all day and all night.
He will help us all the time.
God is wise, good, and kind.
The Bible tells us so.

This might be a fine Bible lesson (provided you don’t let the kids hear about Katrina or that tsunami in Asia that killed 200000+ just after Christmas), but it’s in the wrong place.

Let’s move on to third grade science. Here’s what passes for the history of the Earth in the ACE curriculum. The most obvious criticism of this material is that it isn’t science at all – it’s simply part of Genesis in simpler words.

Another criticism of this material is that, again, no thought is involved. For instance, the text says that

There is a band of air which God placed around the earth on the second day.

It then asks the kids to select the best completion to this sentence.

There is a (creation, sand, band) of air around the earth.

Whether you know the real answer or not, only one answer can fit! Lots of ACE questions are this way – even on their end-of-workbook tests. It’s like this at the higher levels, too.

If you have the stomach for it, continue reading the sample third grade science book: here, here, here, here, and here. You’ll find no science, of course. You’ll find only fundamentalism – in big print.

Moving on into the fourth grade, you’ll find that the science ACE is peddling doesn’t get any better.

We use measurement to compare one object with another.

If we want to check or measure our own lives, we compare ourselves only to God. We do not measure up to God because we are sinners.

The curriculum is short on science, and long on fundamentalism. And, like the other pages we’ve looked at, the ACE curriculum relies almost entirely on rote memorization. Science is not viewed as a process of discovery – it’s viewed as a laundry list of facts to memorize. Facts are important, but they’re only part of science.

One thing that I noticed while I was in the ACE school was that the later science PACEs seemed afraid of presenting science. The curriculum was careful to dismiss well-established scientific ideas as “what scientists believe” and cast doubt on established science that might not agree with the ACE authors’ take on the Bible. Take a look at this sample.

Have you ever wondered how many kinds of plants there are? Even scientists do not know for sure. They think there are about 350,000 varieties; however, no one but God knows exactly how many kinds of plants exist in the world.

Sounds innocent (for a religious school) so far, right? Read on, in the ninth grade ACE materials.

Most scientists classify man as a mammal in the phylum Chordata since he has characteristics similar to those of mammals. Man, however, is a unique being with characteristics that he alone possesses. For this reason, we will not classify man as a mammal. Man is not an animal – he is a unique being who was created in God’s image.

Obviously, the ACE curriculum doesn’t teach evolution – the theory that binds biology together. So biology is simply presented as a big dump of largely unrelated information. Much of ACE biology revolves around the classification of organisms. But ACE can’t even give the kids that without screwing it up with fundamentalism!

Finally, we come to tenth grade science. The site I’ve been pulling this material from doesn’t have much in the way of actual content from the science part of the curriculum at this grade level, but what they do provide supports the points I’ve made above. Just take a look at this tenth grade science quiz. For reference, in the tenth grade at the normal high school I went to after escaping from the ACE school, I was taking laboratory-based chemistry and biology courses. The poor ACE kids at that level sit in their cubicles and regurgitate stuff like this:

Special revelation ______________________.
A) reveals God in natural laws
B) is the Word of God
C) teaches man how to know God
D) reveals Who God is
E) B, C, and D
F) A, B, and C
G) all the above

It goes without saying that special revelation is not a scientific concept at all, and has no place in a decent science curriculum. If you click the link above, you can see that the other questions on the page are worded in such a way as to overstate the uncertainties in science. While it’s true that in science all knowledge is provisional, this point isn’t what the ACE curriculum tries to drive home. The ACE point is, plainly put, don’t trust science.

In summary, here’s why i think the ACE curriculum should be put “in the hole”.

  • It relies on rote memorization – and only rote memorization – in most areas except some parts of math.
  • The assessments are simplistic and don’t involve any sort of critical thought.
  • The content is so steeped in fundamentalism that important topics are either left out or distorted. This is especially apparent in science, where the curriculum spends much of its time on theology instead of science.

The Bible as a science book

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

There are people out there who want to use the Christian Bible as a science textbook. I am not exactly sure why they do this, but it forces them to use all sorts of weird mental gymnastics to make right that which modern science has shown to be wrong. It’s tough to be a Biblical literalist. Mike Adams (link above) illustrates why:

Leviticus 17:11 says, “For the life of the body is in its blood. I have given you the blood on the altar to purify you, making you right with the Lord. It is the blood, given in exchange for a life that makes purification possible.” For centuries after these words were written by Moses the scientists were bleeding the sick with leeches. How much better would humanity have fared, had these scientists listened to the Word of God?

Adams is apparently suggesting here that we start to perform ritual animal sacrifices – which is what Leviticus 17 is clearly about if you read the whole chapter. Adams claims to be on his eigth reading of the Bible and should know what the context of his quote is, right?

This particular chapter is also one of those that inspire Jehovah’s Witnesses to refuse blood transfusions, and we all know how well that goes.

Back to Adams

Isaiah 40:22 says, “God sits above the circle of the earth. The people below seem like grasshoppers to him! He spreads out the heavens like a curtain and makes his tent from them.” Scientists once thought the earth was flat. Had they read the great prophet Isaiah, they would have learned much earlier about the “circle of the earth.”

Circles are flat. Perhaps it would mesh better with modern science if the verse had said “sphere”. But as long as we’re in Isaiah, let’s visit Isaiah 24:1 – Behold, the Lord maketh the earth empty, and maketh it waste, and turneth it upside down, and scattereth abroad the inhabitants thereof. How’s that supposed to happen? (This verse makes perfect sense if the Earth is flat, but not so much sense if it’s spherical.)

I should add that Adams would have to look really hard to find “scientists” who thought the Earth was flat throughout much of recorded human history. Heck, the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was spherical and even estimated its size!

Can’t we all just stop trying to turn religious books into science books? It’s bad for science teaching, and it’s bad for religion.

Public schools are evil?

Monday, July 24th, 2006

The internet’s certainly a crazy place. I’m not entirely certain what chain of clicks led me there, but I ran across fundamentaltop500.com, a site that is supposed to “help people find fundamental Baptist, KJV web sites, and to help these web sites get more traffic.”

For some as-yet-unexplained reason, I clicked on the site ranked 14th, which was this one: www.jesus-is-savior.com.

Now I’ve seen some strange stuff on the internet in my lifetime, but jesus-is-savior.com site ranks up there with timecube for sheer weirdness. Assuming it’s not a parody, the site really makes you think. What it makes you think is this: Can anyone actually believe all this stuff and stay sane? I’ll leave that for y’all to judge.

If you manage to survive the visual onslaught of simply looking at the page, there’s a link near the top – Public Schools are Evil! – which promises to be a fun read. Boy, is it ever!

Right from the beginning, you are treated with an image of the devil carving “666” into a kid reading a Harry Potter book. This, presumably, is site author David J. Stewart’s view of the public schools. Why does he hate the public schools so much?

The public school system produces educated heathen fools. Young children who should be taught about God are instead brainwashed with evolution and worldly philosophies. […] You can’t teach a child at home that God created all people, and then expect that child to go learn from some heathen teacher that we all evolved from a lower life-form of life, without there being confusion and spiritual conflict.

He seems to be afraid that kids might learn something.

Later on, he brings out his trump card:

In case you didn’t know, the 10th Plank of Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto called for a “public school system.”

I love the logic here. Let me try it. “In case you didn’t know, the tenth plank of Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto called for the abolition of factory labor for children.” And, by golly, Karl Marx was rumored to breathe oxygen! So all you oxygen-breathing child-labor-abolishing folks out there are GODLESS COMMIES!

The public school system is EVIL! it is evil in so many ways. The teaching of evolution is evil, it is a deliberate attempt to shake the faith of young people in a Living and Holy God. Teaching young people that they are animals (mammals) is evil. […] Deliberately educating young people without including God is evil.

Yup. He’s definitely afraid the kids might learn something. I wonder if this guy thinks that testing of medicines on animals is pointless because he thinks humans are not animals?

Why, though, does his rant remind me of this very, very serious picture from The Onion?

The page goes on (and on, and on, and eventually ends up somehow as “Doctors against vaccines”), but that’s quite enough for one sitting.

(And I really hope deep down that jesus-is-savior.com is satire and I just missed it. I do admit that I’ve heard elsewhere every argument about public schools that this guy makes – from people who WERE being serious)

Almost too weird for words

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

If you’re one of those who doesn’t believe that our schools should be teaching accepted science (particularly in biology), here’s the sort of person you’ll be proud to call an ally: Kent Hovind:

For years, he has claimed that he is employed by God and has no income or property because everything he owns belongs to God.

… and he likes to think that this will get him out of paying taxes on

$430,500 in cash [withdrawn] from AmSouth Bank between July 20, 2001, and Aug. 9, 2002, with each of 44 withdrawals for $9,500 or $9,600, just below the $10,000 starting point for reporting cash transactions.

Hovind is most widely known for his downright bizarre opinions on the age of the Earth and evolution. Looks like he understands the tax code only slightly better than he understands science.

(via Pharyngula)