Archive for January, 2008

What if they held an election and nobody cared?

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

South Carolina has just about finished up with the primaries on both sides, and on the Democratic side, Obama crushed Clinton. more than doubling her vote count.288,820 to 138,758 (with 98% reporting in).

About the only thing that surprises me about these results is the magnitude of Obama’s win.  This election wasn’t even close. According to CNN’s exit polls, lots of people liked Obama: men, women, young folks, black folks, churchgoers, the non-religious. Clinton did best among old people, and Edwards was a hit with white people over 30.

520,627+ came out to vote for one of the Democratic candidates.  That’s a pretty nice turnout for this red state.  Compare to the Republican numbers: 442,918 total votes. Obama alone got more voters to come out for him than both leading Republicans (McCain and Huckabee) put together.  That goes along with what I’ve been seeing in my community – which is both quite conservative and quite religious. People are excited about the Democratic candidates. The Republican field is simply uninspiring – even to a state as red as South Carolina.

Revolgar: Currently Devouring English Language

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Let me introduce you to Revolgar.

[Revolgar]

What is Revolgar? It’s a cheap plastic robot that looks as if it’d withstand about ten seconds of play time. But more than that, Revolgar is a warrior.

[Justical warrior]

… a justicial warrior! What is a justicial warrior? I have no idea, except that Revolgar and his allies are extremely powerful

[the most powerful in history]

… and have (or perhaps, had) a thing against jewelry.

[Former subduing evil’s diamond]

If all that doesn’t make you want to run out and buy your own Revolgar, I don’t know what will. But if you do get one, pay attention to the warnings. Playing with the most powerful super combined justicial warrior robot in history comes with some risks.

[carefully!]

Watch out for those carefully small parts, which are much more dangerous than the carelessly small parts featured on inferior robots.

Also, consult your doctor before putting anything into your nares. If you’re not a doctor, just don’t shove Revolgar up your nose.

[By the hair of your fingers]

Revolgar is so powerful, it can rip the hair off your fingers! So be careful!

 


Are the makers of Revolgar also responsible for this product?

Friday Cat / Friday Cate: Pet sitter

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Pet-sitter for hire!  Will work for a bottle of milk!

[Cate and Ash, 450px]

Of all our cats, Ash is the most laid-back.  Usually, she’s the only one who will allow Cate to pet or otherwise touch her.  Sometimes Cate takes a little too much advantage of this, as you can see above.

I guess Cate hasn’t yet learned that Ash is not a park bench!

It’s snowing!

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

According to the National Weather Service, it’s now official:

[Snow]

It’s snowing. We’ve been in this house a number of years, but this is the first time any snow has fallen on it since we moved in. We don’t get much snow in this part of the state, obviously.

This is also the first time we’ve had snow fall since Cate was born. It’s unfortunate that Cate won’t get to enjoy the snow. She’s old enough to run around in it, but our little bit of snow isn’t sticking to anything except the roof of my Jeep.

[Jeep snow - January 16, 2008]

That little bit of snow will be gone before morning.

Oh well. If Cate can’t enjoy the “snow storm”, at least she could enjoy a spaghetti storm!

[Cate “eating” her spaghetti]

This is what happens when you feed spaghetti to a fourteen-month-old. Readers without kids yet … you were warned!

Quote of the day!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

From the New York Times science section:

Although it’s impossible to calculate the pain that terrorist attacks inflict on victims and society, when statisticians look at cold numbers, they have variously estimated the chances of the average person dying in America at the hands of international terrorists to be comparable to the risk of dying from eating peanuts, being struck by an asteroid or drowning in a toilet.

(emphasis mine)

The rest of the article is more serious, telling you that panicking over terrorism might hurt you – citing an increased risk of heart problems among the more fearful.

Still, though, I can’t help but wonder if upcoming political ads might feature one of the presidential hopefuls boldly announcing his plan to protect us from our toilets.

“We’ll flush them over there so we don’t have to flush them here!”

Heresy is not just for biologists!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

BBC News reports that the current Pope has canceled his upcoming visit to La Sapienza University. Why?  He’s afraid of the faculty and students!

Sixty-seven academics had said the Pope condoned the 1633 trial and conviction of the astronomer Galileo for heresy.

While 1633 was indeed a long time ago, Pope Benedict (before becoming Pope) had approvingly quoted a philosopher’s argument that Galileo’s conviction was “rational and just”. This would be the trial that made Galileo recant the now obvious notion that the Sun is at the center of the Solar System, forcing him to say:

I, Galileo, son of the late Vincenzio Galilei of Florence, seventy years of age, arraigned personally for judgment, kneeling before you Most Eminent and Most Reverend Cardinals Inquisitors-General against heretical depravity in all of Christendom, having before my eyes and touching with my hands the Holy Gospels, swear that I have always believed, I believe now, and with God’s help I will believe in the future all that the Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church holds, preaches, and teaches. However, whereas, after having been judicially instructed with injunction by the Holy Office to abandon completely the false opinion that the sun is the center of the world and does not move and the earth is not the center of the world and moves, and not to hold defend, or teach this false doctrine in any way whatever, orally or in writing; and after having been notified that this doctrine is contrary to Holy Scripture; I wrote and published a book in which I treat of this already condemned doctrine and adduce very effective reasons in its favor, without refuting them in any way; therefore, I have been judged vehemently suspected of heresy, namely of having held and believed that the sun is the center of the world and motionless and the earth is not the center and moves.

Therefore, desiring to removed from the minds of Your Eminences and every faithful Christian this vehement suspicion, rightly conceived against me, with a sincere heart and unfeigned faith I abjure, curse, and detest the above-mentioned errors and heresies, and in general each and every other error, heresy, and sect contrary to the Holy Church; and I swear that in the future I will never again say or assert, orally or in writing, anything which might cause a similar suspicion about me; on the contrary, if I should come to know any heretic or anyone suspected of heresy, I will denounce him to this Holy Office, or to the Inquisitor or Ordinary of the place where I happen to be.

This trial was, of course, neither rational nor just, and the Italian academics are right to hold Pope Benedict accountable for implying that it was. Instead, it is one of the more well-known early examples of religion suppressing science, and it’s absurd to try to spin it as anything else.

At least Pope John Paul II had the sense to admit that Galileo’s inquisitors goofed.

A curious admission

Monday, January 14th, 2008

It’s a week old, but The State has an article up about what South Carolina’s GOP voters are most worried about in this election cycle. Apparently, the big issue is illegal immigration.

Polls have shown immigration is more important to Republican voters in South Carolina than it is to Democrats. In fact, S.C. GOP backers have made immigration their top issue in choosing a president.

What do South Carolina Republicans have to say about the issue?

“This is the new Confederate flag issue in South Carolina on the Republican side,” said Neal Thigpen, a political science professor at Francis Marion University and a Republican.

The new Confederate flag issue? Oh, dear.
By rallying their voters around immigration, it’s as if the Republicans are admitting that they’ve got nothing worthwhile to offer on health care, or the war in Iraq, or education, or the economy, or … you name it. Instead, they’ll bravely protect us from Dora and Diego.

The fast growth is something South Carolinians notice in their daily activities whether they see Hispanics at the grocery store or working on a neighbor’s roof, Thigpen said. They begin to wonder if another ethnic group is taking over.

Wow. Just … wow.

Studying the obvious

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Kellie sent me a link to a study recently conducted at Clemson. It’s more likely that you’ll swerve out of your lane if you’re text messaging or messing with your iPod while you’re driving:

Text messaging and using iPods caused drivers to leave their lanes 10 percent more often in a simulated driving study conducted by researchers in the Clemson University psychology department.

[…]

Drivers who simply talked on cell phones were distracted and had slower reaction times but tended to stay in their own lane, however drivers who looked away from the road to use electronics were significantly more likely to leave their lane, said Johnell Brooks, assistant professor of psychology.

It’s not the results of the study that I want to hilight. The study, after all, tells us exactly what we expect: it’s not smart to text while driving. If you click the link above, you’ll see that the site describing the study allows comments. As I’m writing this post, the comments all say about the same thing. Here’s a sample:

And this is the college everyone raves about? Sounds like the only thing this place can do right is get drunk. What a waste of money. Ho[ne]stly I don’t think they should have even admitted they were doing this study because common sense would have given them the answer.

Commenters complained that the study was a waste of money and effort because the results confirm “common sense”. The problem with that argument is simply this: Common sense is commonly wrong. Because of this, it’s a good idea to actually test out things we think are “obvious”. You don’t have to dig very deeply in science to find a good example of common sense failing. Just consider fire.

[Burning log cartoon]

When you burn a piece of wood, you get ash. The ash is lighter than the original wood. Common sense dictates that burning must be the loss of something within the wood.

During much of the eighteenth century, that something was called “phlogiston”, and the loss of phlogiston was obviously responsible for the difference in mass between wood and ash. Anything that burns must contain phlogiston, and that’s why ash is always lighter that the substance being burned.

We now know, however, that the sentence above is false. Burning doesn’t require the loss of anything. Instead, the burning process is the combination of a substance with oxygen from the air. How did we find that out? By actually testing the “common sense” idea!

More careful analysis of burning wood revealed that if you account for all of the gases given off, the gases and the ash together weigh more than the original wood.

It’s even more convincing to look at the burning of metals. No gases are released by the burning of metals like magnesium, so all you have to do to collect everything given off is to burn the magnesium in a container with a loose-fitting lid. It’s easy to show that the ash left behind weighs more than the original metal, and my intro chemistry students do this in lab.

The weight gain was eventually discovered by Lavosier to be due to oxygen.

So, don’t laugh too hard when some scientist seems to be testing something that’s “common sense”. It’s true that common sense isn’t very common, but it’s also true that common sense isn’t always … sense!

New Year’s Recycling: The many phases of iodine

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

For my first post of the new year, here’s an improved version of an old post. I’m using the images from the post in one of my chemistry classes this spring, and I thought I’d share the improved pictures.


Iodine is one of the more unusual things you can find at your family drug store. In pure form, it’s a somewhat shiny solid. From appearance alone, you might mistake solid iodine for some of the things you’d find in the rock bins at Black Market Minerals in Myrtle Beach.

[Solid iodine]
Solid iodine

What makes iodine unusual? Iodine’s a solid that goes easily from the solid to the gas phase. Also, once iodine gets into the gas phase, it is not colorless and invisible. Iodine vapor is bright purple in color. Solid iodine slowly sublimes (goes from the solid state to the vapor) at room temperature, but you can speed up the process quite a bit by supplying a little heat.If iodine vapor comes into contact with a cold surface, it will deposit (resolidify) on the surface, forming pretty crystals. The same thing happens when water vapor in the atmosphere comes into contact with an extremely cold car windshield – making frost.

To show the phase changes of iodine, I set up an experiment similar to a demonstration from one of my old chemistry books. I took some solid iodine and put it into a beaker, then set the beaker on a hotplate. On top of the beaker, I put a watch glass: a curved piece of glass shaped a little like a shallow bowl. On top of the watch glass, I put some ice. The ice cools the watch glass.

[Iodine experimental setup]
Setup

To speed up the production of iodine vapor, I turned the hotplate on “low”. After a few minutes, I could just see the color of iodine vapor in the beaker.

[Small amount of iodine vapor]
A little vapor is visible

Once the hotplate’s temperature gets to about 114 oC (237 oF), the iodine begins to melt, forming a dark purple liquid. The amount of iodine in the vapor state increases.

[More iodine vapor]
More vapor is visible. If you value your nose, keep it away from the vapor.

After more heating, you can see all three phases of iodine inside the beaker.
[Iodine: Solid, liquid, and gas]
Pick a phase, any phase!

There is a mixture of solid and liquid iodine at the bottom of the beaker. Since the hotplate is providing heat energy, some of the solid iodine melts, forming liquid. Some solid iodine also sublimes, forming vapor. The liquid iodine evaporates, forming more vapor.

Near the top of the beaker and on the cooler upper sides of the beaker, iodine vapor deposits, forming solid iodine crystals. Some iodine vapor condenses to liquid on the warmer lower walls of the beaker, and that liquid then freezes to solid iodine. That’s a total of six different phase changes going on all at once; and we haven’t even discussed the ice on top of the beaker.

The ice? The ice at the top of the beaker melts, removing energy from the iodine vapor and helping it deposit on the bottom of the cold watch glass.

[Deposited iodine crystals]
Deposited iodine crystals, forming from purple iodine vapor

The iodine crystals on the watch glass are flat and shiny – almost metallic in appearance. They look a bit like stalactites.

[Deposited iodine crystals, closer view]
Deposited iodine crystals, closer view

I advise against attempting this experiment yourself, since iodine looks more harmless than it is. Iodine won’t blow up on you – provided you keep it away from combustibles, but iodine can cause chemical burns on contact. Iodine vapors are harmful to the lungs. This sort of experiment needs a fume hood, and solid iodine shouldn’t be handled directly. Plus, buying lots of iodine might make some folks think you’re going to start a meth lab.