Archive for October, 2007

A love-hate relationship with Target …

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

In our town, we have a choice of shopping at either Wal-Mart or Target.  I usually avoid Wal-Mart (for many reasons) and do a fair amount of shopping at Target.

On the one hand, I’m rather fond of Target’s clearance sales.

On the  other hand, Target sells some annoyingy idiotic products.  The latest of these is – as PZ Myers points out – your own, personal Talking Jesus doll.

I think I’ve finally sorted this out.  Target has a pharmacy department that sells medicine.  They also have homeopathic remedies.  Finally, they have Talking Jesus dolls.  What’s the link?

A suffering customer comes to Target to buy some medicine.  If, for some reason, the medicine is ineffective, he comes back to Target to buy a homeopathic remedy.  When that fails (it will), the customer comes back again to buy a Talking Jesus, hoping that will cure him!

And that’s money in the bank for Target!

Now, I’ve gotta put my serious hat on and get back to teaching class!

A first!

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Living where I do in South Carolina – between the suburbs and the sticks – I don’t get many political canvassers. The ones that do show up at my door are almost always from the more rabid side of the Republican party. Since I’m usually not home when they come by, I just get a packet of scary literature left at my door.

A little while ago, I had a visit from a canvasser that surprised me. He was representing a Democratic candidate. For president, even. This in spite of the fact that South Carolina going Democratic in 2008 is about as likely as a collision with a giant Earth-obliterating asteroid. Maybe I exaggerate, but I remember how … depressing the Democratic booth at the State Fair was during the last presidential election cycle.

So, what Democrat is getting the word out to the “sticks” here in South Carolina?

[Barack Obama!]

Obama!

I like Obama. He realizes that the Iraq war was a bad idea, and he realizes that we’ve got a serious problem with our heathcare delivery system here in the USA. I don’t think he goes far enough to address our healthcare problems (his proposal isn’t a single-payer system and doesn’t get rid of bloodsucking for-profit insurance companies), but it’s a start. And a start is all we’re likely to be able to get in the short term.

[Faith, faith, faith!]

About the only thing that bothers me about Obama is, well, “faith, faith, faith“! I realize that here in the Deep South, politicians have to pander to the pious, but … sheesh! Look at the Obama events in the link above. How about a “environment forum” or a “healthcare forum” instead of an endless stream of “faith forum”s?

Unlike some voters, I’m not really interested in what god Obama worships – as long as he understands the concept of separation of church and state. I do care about the policies he plans to put into action if elected. More works, less faith, please!

Not how I would have phrased it.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

After the carnage in college football yesterday evening, I thought I would check CBS Sports to see what they had to say about it all

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Cute headline up at the top, considering the #1 and #2 teams both lost. But that’s not what this post is really about. Take a closer look at the headline circled in green.

[Smelley, ‘Cocks withstand Tar Heels’ rally]

That’s, ahh, not how I would have phrased that!

A lesson in accountability

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Here’s a hypothetical situation.

Let’s say you’re a Republican-controlled Congress. You start a school voucher program in the capital of the United States. You decide to funnel federal tax dollars into private schools. Since you believe in the magical power of the free market, you don’t bother to worry much about what actually happens to the money. You simply take the word of people who claim to be running private schools that they’re doing what they are supposed to be doing – providing quality education to kids in acceptable facilities.

What could possibly go wrong?

Steve Benen fills us in:

Republican lawmakers crafted a policy whereby federal funds would flow to private schools with no checks to certify whether all of the participating schools had the required operating permits. The results put kids at risk.

What’s he talking about? The Washington Post reports that

A voucher program designed to send low-income children in the District to better-performing private schools has allowed some students to take classes in unsuitable learning environments and from teachers without bachelor’s degrees, according to a government report.

So, we’re spending tax dollars to send kids to schools that aren’t even hiring minimally-knowledgeable teachers? How’s that possible?  Part of the problem is that nobody bothered to check to see that the free money was even being sent to, well, actual schools.

In a random sample of 18 schools reviewed by the GAO, two lacked occupancy permits, and four lacked permits needed for buildings used for educational purposes. At least seven of the 18 schools were certified as child development centers but not as private schools. In one case, a school was operating in a space designed for a retail store, the report says.

“Child development centers”. In other words, day-care providers. Not schools. While I don’t think vouchers are a good idea, would it kill voucher proponents to recognize the need for some oversight on where taxpayer money actually goes? Ensuring the money actually goes to schools might be a good first step on the long road to accountability.

Good news for public schools and … Catholics?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Kellie sent me a link today to a news story describing a new study comparing public and private schools.

Students at independent private schools and most parochial schools scored the same on 12th-grade achievement tests in core academic subjects as those in traditional public high schools when income and other family characteristics were taken into account, according to the study by the nonpartisan Center on Education Policy.

That’s probably not what the South Carolina voucher lobby wants to hear, but anyone with any education experience at all knows that there are simply lots of factors that go into student success.  Trashing schools because they’re “public” (and have a different mix of students than the top-tier private schools) isn’t useful.

Oddly enough, there actually was one kind of private school that outperformed others:

[…] the only kind of private schools that had a positive impact on student achievement were Catholic schools run by holy orders such as the Jesuits. Such schools have more autonomy from the church than most Catholic schools, which are typically run by a diocese and are overseen by a superintendent in the local bishop’s office.

Score one for the Jesuits?

Friday cat food: Let sleeping frogs lie

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Every once in a while, we will hear a cat downstairs scratching madly away at the kitchen window glass. Sometimes, it’s not always obvious what they’re scratching about.

[Green plant with a visitor]

See that? Let’s look closer.

[Grreen Tree Frog]

It’s a green tree frog. During the warmer, humid months down here in South Carolina, the windows get covered with these little frogs during the night. During the day, they stay rather well-hidden! At a distance, they’re practically invisible near green stems and leaves.

Want a closer look? Try this 1024×768 image: [Green Tree Frog, 1024×768 JPG]


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JAFO: Just another FREAKY observer

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

While on my weekly Target run, I noticed something new in the electronics department. There was a small kiosk devoted to this device: The ClearPlay DVD Player.

[ClearPlay DVD Player]

Looks like a plain old DVD player, even if the color scheme is a bit goofy. So, what’s the big deal? Does the player, perhaps, try to clean up digital artifacts on early DVD releases so the picture is … clearer?

Well, not exactly. I’ll let Clearplay themselves explain it:

What is ClearPlay?
Great question! ClearPlay is a fancy DVD Player that can play regular DVD movies — but without profanity, violence and nudity.

Wow! How does that work?
It’s really quite ingenious. We create filtering information on a movie by movie basis, and then put those “filters” into the DVD player. This way, the DVD player knows when to skip or mute while the movie is playing.

You buy this player, and then pay ClearPlay for downloadable “filters”, so the player can possibly skip “offensive” parts.

Want Little Johnny to be able to watch Saving Private Ryan (no, really) without any yucky talk about fucking sons of bitches? Well, just buy this player and the filter, and Little Johnny can take in all of the entertaining violence without the horrifying swear words! (If you look at the description of the filter for Saving Private Ryan, much violence remains uncut.)

What a senseless waste of perfectly good electronic circuitry. Here’s a novel idea. Why not simply … avoid watching movies that you find offensive, or avoid leaving them around where your kids can watch them?

Dumbest thing I’ve read all day

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Rant up ahead. You were warned. 🙂

I regularly read the Internet, which means that I’m constantly bombarded by stupidity. So, sometimes it’s hard to determine what the silliest or stupidest thing I’ve come across actually is. But sometimes, something jumps out as so … dumb … that it just begs for comments.

Remember when the Iranian president came to speak at Columbia University – where he didn’t exactly receive a warm reception? In fact, he was introduced as “a petty and cruel dictator” and “astonishingly uneducated”. He then proceeded to make himself look quite foolish with his ideas about the Holocaust and homosexuals. It’s very doubtful that he made any friends among the faculty or students of Columbia University that day.

Despite this, the very fact that Iran’s president was invited to a university to be heard at all has made one second-tier Republican presidential candidate – Duncan Hunter, a representative from California – wet himself all over the Congress. He’s introduced HR 3675 – the “Restore Patriotism to University Campuses Act”. See for yourself:

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Teaching with technology – on a shoestring budget

Monday, October 1st, 2007

It’s an unfortunate reality in education that if you want to use modern technology to teach, you’re quite likely going to be on your own. You can get some help from grants – if they’re available. You might be able to get some technology from all-too-eager textbook publishers, but these come with a price. Your students will likely foot the bill, and if you live in an economically depressed area areas like I do, your students can’t afford it.

So what do you do if you want to use technology, but you’re on a limited budget. You can’t, for instance, shell out the cash for a Sympodium. (Especially if the funds come out of your own pocket!) If you’re willing to put in a little effort, though, you can bring some modern technology into your classroom with relatively little cost. That’s what I’ve been doing this semester with my (used, but new to me) tablet PC.

At the beginning of the semester, I decided that I’d purchase a Tablet PC for classroom use. Since I was unable to get one through the school, I decided to scour Ebay for a used model. My choices were between a Toshiba PortegeM200 and a Thinkpad X40. Since the Toshiba was cheaper and sported a higher-resolution display, I went with the Toshiba. At the time, the Ebay price for a Toshiba M200 was around $500. I added another $100 to max out the memory so the system will run its fastest. Since I was due for a laptop upgrade anyway, this wasn’t such a bad cost to absorb. The problem was – that was about all the cost I could absorb. (Education salary, you see. 🙂 )

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