Posts Tagged ‘Silly stuff’

Conservative performance art

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

There are some folks out there who wonder how we in South Carolina managed to elect officials that want to play crazy, stupid games with the federal stimulus package, the state budget, and our underfunded state services.

Let me introduce you to conservatism,  South Carolina style:

Conservative performance art, right side

Conservative performance art, right side. Click to enlarge.

What it says:

DEMS DRIVE BUY MEDIA

LARGEST TERRORIST

GROUP IN AMERICA

OBAMA INSANE – THEIR

LEADER – CHILDREN ARE

A PUNISHMENT – ABORT

OUR GOVERNMENT IS A DEN

OF SELFSERVING LIARS

THIEVES – SELLING OUT

HARD WORKING TAX

PAYERS TO ENRICH THEM

SELVES & FRIENDS

And on the other side …

Cnservative performance art, left side.  Click to enlarge

Cnservative performance art, left side. Click to enlarge

It says:

OUT WITH THE OLD CROOKS

IN WITH THE NEW CROOKS

CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE

IN BILLION GIVEN TO

CONGRESS FROM GROUPS

THAT GOT BAIL OUT MONEY

And there you have it!  South Carolina’s conservative values – as articulated by the “crazy truck guy”.

Close calls

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Okay, it’s the night of the big election and the reports are pouring in.  And to generate excitement, networks are “calling” states for Obama and McCain.

Here’s MSNBC, calling South Carolina for McCain:

MSNBC calls South Carolina for McCain!

MSNBC calls South Carolina for McCain!

While I do realize that Obama has a snowball’s chance in Hell of winning South Carolina, isn’t it customary for the winner of an election to have more votes than the loser?

Here’s CNN calling Maine for Obama:

Maine goes to Obama!

Maine goes to Obama!

… with a grand total of three votes in!  I know that Maine is a pretty small state, but … three votes decides the election?  Obama by a 2:1 margin … literally.

The funny. Bring it.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

With Wall Street crumbling around us, it’s good to know that there are still a few funny things out there.  Here’s one:  A McCain rally.

… where he refers to his audience as “my fellow prisoners”. He doesn’t seem to notice, either, that he’s done this. Now as someone who has to do a lot of talking in front of people as part of my job, I certainly understand getting a little tongue-tied. But the kinds of errors you’d expect from being tongue-tied might be things like saying “molecular compound” when you might have meant “ionic compound”. (Happened to me this morning when comparing the two in class.) McCain’s error is just … strange.  Funny, but in a creepy way.

Well, what if you want a more “ha ha” style of funny?  Will A-Ha funny do?

Oh, watch out for them …
They’re gonna beat you up with that pipe wrench…

Having it both ways

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

There’s some argument on the merits of partial credit – giving students some points for getting at least part of a complex answer correct.  Sometimes, partial credit is beneficial – but the existence of partial credit causes another problem:

Some students simply won’t commit to an answer, hoping to somehow pass on a wave of partial credit.  As an example, consider the question below.  It’s part of a lab write-up where the students measured the pH of a solution of sodium hydroxide using pH paper and other indicators.

Question: Was the solution acidic or basic? _________________
Student answerAcidic, with the presence of base

Of course, the correct answer is “basic” – which was very obvious if the student had even glanced at the directions for using the indicators.  But instead of doing that, this student just thought he’d wing it, get done with the lab write-up a whole minute faster, and try to get points for his answer anyway.

I imagine that students keep trying this strategy because it has worked somewhere before.  But not today.

From the front lines

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

… of the War On CrackThe State reports that:

A proposed ordinance banning sagging pants was up for second and final reading Monday, but [Pamplico] Mayor Gene Gainey said council tabled the issue at the recommendation of town attorney Jimmy Epps.

“We’re not doing away with it, but we’re going to get a little more information on it before we get any deeper into this particular ordinance,” Gainey said.

Pamplico plumbers, undoubtedly, are breathing easier at the news.

Pamplico joins the War

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

In South Carolina, we’re certainly not ashamed to import silly ideas from other states.  According to WPDE, Pamplico is joining the War On Crack.

No, not that War On Crack.  This War On Crack.

Last month, [Pamplico] town council took the first step to make it illegal to wear saggy pants in the city limits.

Officials said they haven’t discussed how they would enforce the law.

I’m guessing officials also haven’t announced what effect this law would have on actual crimes.

Perhaps the Pamplico town council merely hates plumbers?