Here’s a letter to the editor from a Pee Dee media outlet:
Now, I’m really sorry to say this, but the Koran really needs to be taught in our Pee Dee schools.
Our grades are starting to be lower and lower every grading period, especially in Hemingway, where three-quarters of the student body are failing.
So with Allah’s help, our students’ grades will rocket up to A’s and B’s.
Outrageous, right? We should never allow this sort of thing to be crammed down our children’s throats in the public schools. Our public schools are meant to educate kids, not indoctrinate them.
Okay, I admit it – I changed the text of the letter above just a little. But how is the outrageous letter above any different from the actual letter that was published – the one that said:
Now, I’m really sorry to say this, but the Bible really needs to be taught in our Pee Dee schools.
Our grades are starting to be lower and lower every grading period, especially in Hemingway, where three-quarters of the student body are failing.
So with God’s help, our students’ grades will rocket up to A’s and B’s.
Anyone?