Childhood dreams

November 18th, 2005

If you grew up when I did, you may have dreamed about owning your own arcade. I certainly did. This was back when people actually went to arcades (they were everywhere) to pump quarters into games like Missile Command, Major Havoc, Tempest, Robotron, Defender, and Pac Man. These days, anyone can have arcade-quality games in their home – by buying either a PC or one of the many consoles out there. Heck, you can even buy a joystick that contains one to a dozen old arcade hits.

But something’s missing from these games, good as they are: the old stand-up arcade experience. I was in Target today and I saw one of these. It’s one of the 12-in-one arcade games that you could buy in joystick form, but it’s in its own arcade cabinet!

Target had it plugged in, though it was sitting a bit precariously on a shelf with some televisions. It’s got a built-in monitor and speakers, two joysticks, and an assortment of buttons. And it’s got a price tag of $499.99 (which I didn’t actually discover until getting home and looking the machine up on Target’s web site).

[Little arcade machine!]

I had a little time to play with the unit before my wife dragged me away, kicking and screaming.

The machine is a little … small for adult players. Its size is about the size of one of those mini Neo-Geo arcade systems you might find in a Pizza Hut. The monitor, though, is tiny. The cabinet is the right proportions for an arcade cabinet, but in a real arcade machine most of the space is taken up by the screen. In this cabinet, it’s almost as if the screen is hiding out at the bottom, hoping you won’t notice it. Also, almost all old arcade games have the screen mounted so that the long side of the screen is vertical and the short axis is horizontal. This cabinet has the screen mounted as if it’s a television, which means that most of the games included in the unit would have to be modified to fit the screen size. One of the big pluses of having an arcade cabinet is supposed to be playing the games as they were meant to be played – or so I thought.

The quality of the screen was also disappointing. It didn’t have that crisp look that a real arcade machine would – or even that a television hooked up with an S-video or composite cable does. Some of the displays looked blurry and were hard to read. Whether the machine was improperly assembled or whether tht’s just the quality of the machine I don’t know.

The buttons felt flimsy. They would have felt more at home on a game of Simon than on an arcade machine.

That “Big Electronic Games Limited”logo on the front is also very cheesy. Less self-promotion, more game art, please! (After all, the folks this is aimed at will track down the product!). I wonder if that is a sticker that can be left off or removed.

The actual games seemed pretty faithful to their original arcade versions, aside from the screen issue. I tried out Sinistar (at which I still, after all these years, suck) and Rampage and they at least looked familiar. The small blurry screen hurt Sinistar more than Rampage. The games included are Joust, Defender I and II, Robotron, Rampage, Splat, Satan’s Hollow, Tapper, Bubbles, Wizard of Wor, Timber, and Sinistar.

As much fun as the nostalgia factor is, though, I’d have to say that a better experience can be had by just buying a onsole and a couple of the classic game collections that are available for the Playstation, PS2, Xbox, or Gamecube. You’ll get more games and, provided you don’t hook your console up to a Watchman, you’ll actually be able to see them. Five hundred dollars will buy you a console and all the classic game collections (much more thn twelve games) with money to spare.

Now when these go on clearance and are half off, it might be another matter entirely. But for now, having a stand-up arcade cabinet in my house will have to remain a childhood dream.

Down with the periodic law!

November 14th, 2005

One thing about science that people who have had no exposure to it find hard to grasp is the role of being wrong. Being wrong is usually thought of as a bad thing, but it’s a necessary part of science. In short, acknowledging when science is wrong lets science get better.

As an example, I’ve pulled out my old-but-not-too-moldy copy of Richter’s Inorganic Chemistry (5th American edition, published in 1900 – pages 243-250). What can a hundred -and-five year old book tell us about science? Plenty, if we’re looking for how science has progressed in that time.

In 1900, the periodic table was somewhat new, and didn’t quite have its modern form. What it did have were groups and periods. Chemists had long known that some elements were strikingly similar to others in terms of how they reacted with other elements. Sometimes that similarity even went as far as physical appearance and other properties. Mendeleev had, in the 1800s, surmised that if you arranged the elements in order of atomic weight (a relatively new measurement at the time), the properties of the elements would repeat at regular intervals. This became known as the periodic law, and enabled early chemists to arrange elements in a new way. Elements with similar chemical properties were placed into groups. Periods were essentially runs through the different groups. In other words, the first period contained the lightest member of the first group, the second group, the third group, etc. until the next element belonging to the first group was reached. Then the next period started. There’s a little more to it, but that is the essential idea.

The periodic law, organized as a table, looked like this in 1900. The numbers by the elements are the relative atomic weights of each element as known in 1900. Elements that had not yet been discovered but were thought to exist based on the periodic law are the “???”s.

Group I

Group II

Group III

Group IV

Group V

Group VI

Group VII

Group VIII

Period I

Li, 7

Be, 9

B, 11

C, 12

N, 14

O, 16

F, 19

Period II

Na, 23

Mg, 24

Al, 27

Si, 28

P, 31

S, 32

Cl, 35.4

Period III

K, 39

Cu, 63

Ca, 40

Zn, 65

Sc, 44

Ga, 70

Ti, 48

Ge, 72

V, 51

As, 75

Cr, 52

Se, 79

Mn, 55

Br, 80

Fe, 56 / Ni, 59 / Co, 59

Period IV

Rb, 85

Ag, 108

Sr, 87

Cd, 112

Y, 89

In, 114

Zr, 90

Sn, 118

Nb, 94

Sb, 120

Mo, 96

Te, 127

???, 100

I, 126.5

Ru,102 / Rh,103 / Pd, 106

Period V

Cs, 133

???

???

Au, 197

Ba, 127

???

???

Hg, 200

La, 138

???

Yb, 173

Tl, 204

Ce, 140

???

???

Pb, 207

Pr, 140 / Nd, 144

???

Ta, 183

Bi, 208

???

???

W, 184

???

Sm, 150

???

???

???

???

Os, 191/ Ir, 193 / Pt, 195

Th, 232

U, 239

The periodic law worked very well. According to Richter’s:

[Mendeleev], on the basis of the periodic system, predicted […] the existence of new, not yet known, elements which correspond to unoccupied, free gaps in the table. In fact, three such gaps have been filled by the discovery of gallium, scandium, and germanium; their properties have shown themselves to be perfectly accordant with those deduced from the periodic system.

Score three for the periodic law! (Side note: Useful scientific ideas are predictive; in addition to telling us something we do know, they predict things that we don’t. Then we can try to find out if the predictions are correct!)

But it was wrong.

I have two elements on the table above in bold: tellurium (Te) and iodine (I). According to the periodic law, as you go from group to group, the atomic weight should increase. But tellurium’s weight is larger than iodine’s. Not by much, but it is still larger.

This is a big problem for the periodic law, and demanded an answer. Some other elements had been out of order as well (and were redetermined). Atomic weight measurements weren’t as easy then as now, so it was natural for there to be some flux in the atomic weights.

The problem? Tellurium and iodine wouldn’t go away!

Richter’s makes a statement.

We are consequently justified, until we have more evidence to the contrary, in assuming that the determinations of the atomic weight of tellurium have placed that value too high. If it should finally be proved to be greater than that of iodine, then the periodic system would be seriously affected in its foundations; it would then lose its claim to being a natural law – for this would not tolerate an exception.

Science is always at the mercy of the data. Eventually, it was proved that tellurium had a greater atomic weight than iodine. The periodic law, for all its successes, was wrong, wrong, wrong! So why do we teach the periodic table in chemistry classes, when the periodic law was wrong? Because science revises itself. The periodic law was wrong, true, but it also contained a lot that was right. The properties of the elements do vary with a regular pattern. Where the periodic law had it wrong was assuming this variation was based on the weight. It’s actually based on something else – the number of positively charged particles (protons) in the nucleus of an atom. That has a relationship to the atomic weight, but it’s not the same thing. That insight, which required us to figure out what was inside an atom, didn’t come until much later.

But it might not have come at all if the periodic law wasn’t wrong! If we thought the periodic law completely described the nature of atoms, we might not have tried to find out more about them.

There are a few points to make about the periodic law and the progress of science. First, good scientific ideas are predictive. They not only explain what we know, but also predict some things we don’t (yet) know. The validity of a scientific idea rests on how well these predictions turn out – not only on whether it agrees with all data that’s already available. If it doesn’t predict anything, it’s not very useful for science.

Second, science works best when everything is out in the open. The problems with the periodic law were out in the open for everyone to see and work on. While the reference quoted here says that the problems were likely due to experimental error (even though they weren’t), there’s no attempt to hide the discrepancy. Think about that the next time you read something about vast conspiracies of scientists trying to hide the truth from the masses. Science doesn’t progress that way.

On behalf of reasonable chemists, I apologize.

November 13th, 2005

Sometimes, I’m embarassed of some of my colleagues in chemistry. I’m talking about the small subset of chemists who want to turn back the clock a few hundred years in the science of biology. The ACS has come out in favor of biology, but there’s still some chemists who don’t see the light.

I was looking in the October 24, 2005 edition of C&E News to find a letter to the editor about chemical technicians, since I’m working on a training program for chem techs. The letter immediately above the one about chem techs caught my eye. Unfortunately, the letters section of C&E News online is subscriber only, but I’ll quote the relevant bits here. It’s from pages 8 and 10 of the print edition.

Regarding the issue of intelligent design, I am disappointed that you seem to ignore the point of teaching different schools of thought.

It sounds like your idea is to teach only one view as long as it’s your view. If intelligent design were the prevailing theory taught in public schools and you wanted evolution taught, you would be crying for equal time, intellectual freedom, and a liberal education to expose students to a variety of ideas.

I’d like to apologize at this point for this guy. He doesn’t represent all of us chemists. (Neither does Mike Behe.) Really. Some of us are quite reasonable if you get to know us.

I’m getting really tired of this “All viewpoints are equal and should be taught” mentality. It might be appropriate in a philosophy course, or perhaps a course involving the interpretation of poetry – but in science, some views are correct and some aren’t. Some theories are well-supported and others aren’t. And we shouldn’t waste time is a high school level science course with theories that are poorly formulated and that lack any empirical support.

Intelligent design is a poorly-formulated hypothesis with no real research backing it up. That means no intelligent design in high school. Sorry, but that’s life.

I’m sure that this guy wouldn’t recommend that alchemy be taught in the schools instead of chemistry. How about homeopathy instead of medicine? (It’d sure save us a bundle not having to buy any real chemicals for drugs. It’d be a bad deal for pharma companies, though.)

How about taking half the time we spend talking about chemical reactions in intro chemistry and replacing it with phlogiston theory taught as if it were current science.

What is the matter – are you afraid evolution won’t hold up if students are exposed to other ideas?

Shouldn’t these intelligent design “scientists” get their work published in scientific journals before trying to inject it into the minds of high-schoolers who are learning how to do science (and who aren’t scientists already). What is the matter – are you afraid that intelligent design won’t hold up if presented to scientists who already know how science works?

Where is your cry to have students learn how to think rather than being taught what to think?

You know, I can almost agree with this. Presenting intelligent design in class would be a good idea if it were used to illustrate the difference between real science and fake science. You could talk about intelligent design and make the point that it’s fake science because it doesn’t explain anything, it doesn’t predict anything, and it’s unsupported by evidence. Put it right up there with perpetual motion machines, astrology, and alchemy.

But I somehow doubt that’s what this guy means.

Our science can, within reason, explain changes within species, but there are some big scientific problems in trying to make evolutionary theory be the only explanation for different species.

He doesn’t go on to say what those problems are, but I’d be safe betting that he’s got nothing that biologists haven’t heard of already. If he didm he’d be publishing in Nature rather than writing a letter to the editor in C&E News.

This elitist attitude within ACS about origin-of-life edication – which extends to cutting off discussion of or exploration into other ideas – is one reason why I am seriously considering resigning from this organization after more than 35 years of membership.

You know what they say – “Don’ t let the door hit ya on the way out!”

Seriously, though, it sounds like this guy buys into the evil elitist evolutionist consiracy theories that are going around some of the more fundamentalist churches these days.

It’s not about being “elitist”. It’s about using the very limited time kids have in high school science classes to expose them to the best and most important scientific theories available.

It’s not about “cutting off exploration”. It’s that intelligent design gives kids nothing to explore, and in fact actively discourages exploration by not wanting to tackle the characteristics of the designer(s) or the process by which the designs were done.

In short, it’s about teaching science – not bull.

Please turn off your cell phone before robbing the teller.

November 12th, 2005

This article doesn’t say, but I wonder what kind of conversation a robber has on her cell phone while she’s robbing a bank.

Investigators say they’re not sure if she’s actually talking to someone on the phone or just pretending.

“Hey, girlfriend! Yeah, I’m just robbin’ the Wachovia on Fourth street. Yeah, showed ’em my gun. What, you think they got me on camera? No way!”

I guess I have no hope of getting my students to turn their phones off in class now if it’s socially acceptable to rob banks while chatting on the phone.

Numbers mean something!

November 12th, 2005

One thing I’ve noticed in my introductory chemistry classes is that students who have trouble with the class almost invariably have real troubles with math. It’s not always that they are completely unable to do math – hand some of them an equation to rearrange in terms of x and they can do it with no trouble. The problem is that these students don’t connect all that math stuff they learned in math class to anything else. In short, they don’t know that numbers mean something.

Case in point: One of the first things we go over in introductory chemistry is the concept of significant figures – the idea that when you write down a measured number, you should write it in such a way that the person reading the measurement knows how good of a measuring device was used to get the number. When you calculate with these measured numbers, your calculator often starts adding on extra digits, making the numbers look more impressive than they actually are – meaning that you need to round the numbers after doing the caclulation to reflect that.

(Example: Punching in 10.0 / 3.00 on a calculator gives you 3.333333333333333 … But the measurements really aren’t that good, and should be rounded to the same number of figures that the original measurements were known to. So the answer is rounded to 3.33 .)

Rounding should be no trouble for a college student, right? Wrong. Students can round to the nearest whole number with no problem. They can also usually round off to the nearest tenth or hundredth without much difficulty, though they are prone to merely chopping off the number rather than actually rounding – so 4.59 becomes 4.5 rather than 4.6 . But having them round to a place bigger than the ones place and all hell breaks loose.

Let’s say you estimate the cost of a project for your home, adding the estimated costs of all the parts of the project together. You come up with a total of $2576.08 . Now since this is all estimation, you decide to record the estimate to the nearest hundred dollars. You round off at the hundreds place and write down an estimated total of $2600. You don’t make those zeros in the ones and tens place go away and write the estimated cost as $26, because that would be silly – right? You’d never be able to walk into Lowe’s and buy $2600 worth of materials for $26. Yet this is precisely the mistake that altogether too many students make. They have an idea in their heads that rounding is the chopping off of numbers, and by golly they will do it – no matter whether the answer they get makes any sense or not. They don’t know that the numbers that they calculate have a meaning, and they don’t check their answers to see if they make sense.

Now these students don’t actually misround the money example I gave above (or at least I hope they don’t), but they do make exactly the same mistake with things like masses, volumes … well, anything else except money.

A typical example goes something like this. A student calculates the mass of a chemical that should be produced in a reaction. Their calculator gives them a bunch of extra digits, and they need to round the answer. Let’s say the student gets a mass of 106.75730235 grams, but the student needs to round the answer to two significant figures (that’d be the tens place in this number). The student writes down a mass of 11 grams as their answer instead of a mass of 110 grams. Yet I bet that not a one of the students that do this would accept $11 from me as a full payment if I owed them $110!

I wish I knew what to do about this. I show them examples – including the money one above. I show them the different masses in the laboratory. Some of them do figure it out, but there are a few who just can’t seem to learn that rounding isn’t just taking an axe to a number. What’s more disturbing to me (since many of these students want to go on to become nurses) is that some of them also never realize the mistake they’re making since they never check their calculations.

My wife calls it "learning in silos" – where students don’t transfer what they learn in a class to, well, anything else. They understand that dollars are represented by numbers and that the numbers mean something, but they don’t transfer that to grams. Or liters. Do we not tie numbers early enough in the schools to real things? Or do we turn math into a video game by making students use TI-83 calculators all the way from high school?

Hey y’all, watch this here sodium and water!

November 11th, 2005

In this age of computer simulations replacing real laboratory experiments in our classes, we sometimes forget that real science can expose us to real danger. A news story from Spartanburg SC illustrates the point well.

15 high school students are recovering after a science experiment exploded in a Spartanburg County classroom.

Instructors at Woodruff High School were attempting to show the volatility of mixing sodium and water, creating sodium hydroxide, when the mixture exploded in a Pyrex dish. Glass and other debris hit some students nearby. The mixture also got onto several of the students. School nurses immediately washed down the students, but at least two of the students were sent to local doctors for treatment.

Sodium and water makes for a cool chemistry demonstration. Heck, I remember it from my tenth grade chemistry class because it burned a hole in the ceiling. Still, having to send several students to off-campus doctors makes it sound like someone wasn’t being very careful.

I hope, at least, that this demo was done in a lab setting (with access to eye wash stations and safety showers) and the students were wearing some eye protection.

Updated: Here’s another news story about the accident.

Fifteen students were hit by debris or chemicals from the reaction.

Either it was a heck of a violent explosion, or someone forgot to tell the kids to stand back.

A revision of the WYFF article above includes a picture of a student with a red mark from "flying debris" right below the eye. It sounds more and more like the students were gathered round the demonstration with no safety equipment on. Bad policy for something that’s potentially explosive.

The new Kansas science standards have been posted

November 10th, 2005

The new Kansas science standards have been posted. It looks like it’s the same as the working draft I read yesterday.

Maybe I’m missing it, but news articles on the subject say that Kansas has "redefined science". I don’t see that. I just see Kansas ignoring good science and substituting bad science when it comes to biology.

Which is worse – redefining science to include nonsense or not being able to see that nonsense is not science?

Why does Kansas hate science?

November 9th, 2005

I’m a science teacher at my local technical/community college. I teach chemistry, but the teaching of all kinds of science is important to me. I follow the creation-evolution "controversy" with interest because it could affect the quality of all science teaching.

Why does Kansas hate science?

In Kansas, the state board of education has approved a new set of science standards that takes aim at the most fundamental theory of biology – evolution. The standards seek to paint evolution as a theory in trouble because of a host of imagined problems (the main one being that it doesn’t agree with the beliefs of some overly restrictive religious sects).

I’ve not been able to dig up the final draft of the standards, but I have pulled a working document from August which should be enlightening. The document starts off with a Rationale section, which explains pretty clearly that these school board members are after evolution.

We believe it is in the best interest of educating Kansas students that all students have a good working knowledge of science: particularly what defines good science, how science moves forward, what holds science back, and how to critically analyze the conclusions that scientists make. Regarding the scientific theory of biological evolution, the curriculum standards call for students to learn about the best evidence for modern evolutionary theory, but also to learn about areas where scientists
are raising scientific criticisms of the theory.

Two sentences in and already they’re mentioning "scientific criticisms" of evolutionary theory. (Yes, those are literally the first two sentences of the document.) Of all the scientific theories out there, why pick on evolutionary theory and act as if it’s the only one in trouble?

These curriculum standards reflect the Board’s objective of: 1) to help students understand the full range of scientific views that exist on this topic, 2) to enhance critical thinking and the understanding of the scientific method by encouraging students to study different and opposing scientific evidence, and 3) to ensure that science education in our state is “secular, neutral, and non-ideological.”

See that statement about the "full range of scientific views"? Those are code words for taeching creationism (which now goes under the name of "Intelligent Design&quot) instead of biology or teaching them as equivalente. What’s wrong with that? You have your pick: Either it’s discredited science (in the sense that the claims it makes have been rather thoroughly refuted over the past few hundred years) or it’s non-science (in the sense that the new claims it makes do not explain anything and are not testable). Why waste time teaching that sort of stuff in a science class that will have its hands full teaching current science?

Evolution is accepted by many scientists but questioned by some.

This statement is simply misleading. A more accurate rendition would say something like Evolution is accepted by nearly all biologists, but questioned by a tiny minority of scientists – most of which have little to no biological training. The statement is about as silly as saying that The roundness of the Earth is accpeted by many scientists, but questioned by some.

The Board has heard credible scientific testimony that indeed there are significant debates about the evidence for key aspects of chemical and biological evolutionary theory.

At the hearings that scientists refused to participate in?

All scientific theories should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered. We therefore think it is important and appropriate for students to know about these scientific debates and for the Science Curriculum Standards to include information about them.

There are debates about evolution, just as there are debates about the nature of the atom. But the debates are not about what the board implies. The debates about evolution aren’t over whether evolution occurs, but are largely about the relative importance of different evolutionary mechanisms. Just like a debate over the way a nucleus of an atom is held together is not a debate over whether the atom exists.

Skipping a bit…

We also emphasize that the Science Curriculum Standards do not include Intelligent Design, the scientific disagreement with the claim of many evolutionary biologists that the apparent design of living systems is an illusion. While the testimony presented at the science hearings included many advocates of Intelligent Design, these standards neither mandate nor prohibit teaching about this scientific disagreement.

We don’t mandate teaching creationism – wink, wink. And it’s a good thing that the science standards don’t mandate teaching intelligent design creationism, since not even the intelligent design creationists can figure out exactly what intelligent design creationism is. (Mostly, it’s versions of We don’t like evolution because it doesn’t completely explain every last detail of this bodily function. But Intelligent Design doesn’t provide an explanation for these details either.) They advocate teaching "criticisms" because that’s literally all they have.

Moving on, let’s see what Kansas students will hear in their biology classes.

However, in many cases the fossil record is not consistent with gradual, unbroken sequences postulated by biological evolution.

They’re actually going to teach students that the fossil evidence contradicts evolution. That’s a notion with basically no support from biologists. What they probably should say here is that the fossil record might suggest that some mechanisms of evolution are more important than others – not that the fossil record is inconsistent with evolution. Of course, that would presuppose that the school board here is trying to be honest.

The view that living things in all the major kingdoms are modified descendants of a common ancestor (described in the pattern of a branching tree) has been challenged in recent years by: i. ii. Discrepancies in the molecular evidence (e.g., differences in relatedness inferred from sequence studies of different proteins) previously thought to support that view. A fossil record that shows sudden bursts of increased complexity (the Cambrian Explosion), long periods of stasis and the absence of abundant transitional forms rather than steady gradual increases in complexity,and iii. Studies that show animals follow different rather than identical early stages of embryological development.

It’s at this point that biologists start frothing at the mouth. Why? Because these parts of the Kansas science standards read like a laundry list of discredited critiques of evolution. You can find the scientific response to all of this stuff at places like the talk.origins web site. I’ve linked in a few examples for you already.

Whether microevolution (change within a species) can be extrapolated to explain macroevolutionary changes (such as new complex organs or body plans and new biochemical systems which appear irreducibly complex) is controversial.

The keywords "irreducibly complex" are from the creationist playbook. And evolution explains those systems, too.

Also, the idea that cumulative small changes can add up to large change is hardly controversial. It’s about as controversial as a walk across the neighborhood. Humans walk slowly, and if I appear several miles from my house without my car, you probably wouldn’t have a lot of problem with me saying I walked there. Why wouldn’t you? Because even though I walk slowly, if I walk for a long time, I can go a large distance. Even though changes between generations are small, given enough time the overall change can be large. This is controversial?

Look at these quotes – from two different sections of the document.

These kinds of macroevolutionary explanations generally are not based on direct observations and often reflect historical narratives based on inferences from indirect or circumstantial evidence.

Middle level students have the capability of inferring characteristics that are not directly observable and stating their reasons for their inferences. Students need opportunities to form relationships between what they can see and their inferences of characteristics of matter. We cannot always see the products of chemical reactions, so the teacher can provide opportunities for students to measure reactants and products to build the concept of conservation of mass.

The first paragraph is from the life science part of the dicument, while the second part is from the physical science part. Why is it bad to use some indirect evidence in biology but not in chemistry?

Some of the scientific criticisms include: a A lack of empirical evidence for a "primordial soup" or a chemically hospitable pre-biotic atmosphere; b. The lack of adequate natural explanations for the genetic code, the sequences of genetic information necessary to specify life, the biochemical machinery needed to translate genetic information into functional biosystems, and the formation of proto-cells; and c. The sudden rather than gradual emergence of organisms near the time that the Earth first became habitable.

We’re hitting a little closer to my field here – chemistry. I find it fascinating that Miller/Urey-type experiments are successful at producing the building blocks of life from chemicals and conditions that were likely similar to those on the early Earth. Maybe it appeals to the mad scientist in me: Mix chemicals, add lightning. Collect the building blocks of life – amino acids. I also think that high schoolers would find it fascinating (which may have something to do with it being controversial. The teens might end up becoming scientists, of all things!

The controversy here is that the original experiments were done with slightly different conditions than we currently believe was on the early Earth. Not that big of a deal, really. There’s also a molecular structure issue dealing with how the atoms in the amino acid are arranged. (Chemists call this stereochemistry.) Life on earth uses one type of arrangement, while the Miller/Urey experiment produces two arrangements for each amino acid (a racemic mixture). I’m not really clear on why creationists see this as a problem, since some surfaces will selectively attach to one kind of amino acid but not the other (they are stereoselective). Neat stuff!

To wrap up, the Kansas science standards appear to throw science out of the window and introduce the speculation of a bunch of fringe groups as its substitute. So far, it’s mainly biology in the crosshairs. But who says that my favorite science – chemistry – isn’t going to be next?