Quote of the day

May 20th, 2009

Here’s the quote of the day, from South Carolina’s governor Mark Sanford.  He’s talking about the stimulus money and his battle with the legislature over taking it and using it:

“The logical question would be then ‘Why have a governor?’” Sanford asked. “I think it’s a big deal and has far-reaching implications. Let’s see how the House and Senate votes and what the people of South Carolina say on this.”

Good question.  Many South Carolinians are probably asking themselves this question right now – as our Governor continues to polish his “fiscal conservative” credentials for a Presidential bid while South Carolina’s unemployment creeps up .

Of course, we didn’t learn our lesson in 2006, when we had this guy as governor:

But a growing chorus of critics, including leaders of his own G.O.P., fear that his thrift has brought the state’s economy to a standstill. This summer, Standard & Poor’s lowered South Carolina’s coveted AAA-bond rating to AA+, citing unemployment of 6.3% and a per capita income ($27,172) stuck in the nation’s bottom fifth. The state had just lost its bid for a $500 million Airbus plant; [he] was widely accused of making a miserly effort to lure the aerospace giant. Business leaders are losing patience with [his] vetoes of budget items like trade centers and tourism marketing. Even G.O.P. bosses charge that he is worse at economic development than at grandstanding

… and put him right back in the Governor’s mansion.

(The quoted paragraph from Time cites data from 2005.  Remember when 6 or so percent unemployment was bad, and an unemployment rate of 11% meant that your state had been wiped out by a natural disaster?  My, how times change…)

Crossposted to Indigo Journal

Be proud you’re a rebel ’cause the South’s gonna do it again

May 19th, 2009
Fort Sumter (public domain image from Wikipedia)

Fort Sumter (public domain image from Wikipedia)

Not willing to let Rick Perry steal all the secessionist glory, some folks in South Carolina are getting in on the act.

Conservative groups are calling on South Carolina legislators to pass a measure asserting state sovereignty.

The resolution declares South Carolina has the right to ignore any federal law or policies it deems unconstitutional. It notes the 10th Amendment gives all powers not delegated to the federal government to states.

That sounds a little like this:

The people of the State of South Carolina, in Convention assembled, on the 26th day of April, A.D., 1852, declared that the frequent violations of the Constitution of the United States, by the Federal Government, and its encroachments upon the reserved rights of the States, fully justified this State in then withdrawing from the Federal Union; but in deference to the opinions and wishes of the other slaveholding States, she forbore at that time to exercise this right. Since that time, these encroachments have continued to increase, and further forbearance ceases to be a virtue.

How well did that work out for us lsat time, hmm?

(Or perhaps this is more like the Ordinance of Nullification in 1832

We, therefore, the people of the State of South Carolina, in convention assembled, do declare and ordain and it is hereby declared and ordained, that the several acts and parts of acts of the Congress of the United States, […] are unauthorized by the constitution of the United States, and violate the true meaning and intent thereof and are null, void, and no law, nor binding upon this State, its officers or citizens; and all promises, contracts, and obligations, made or entered into, or to be made or entered into, with purpose to secure the duties imposed by said acts, and all judicial proceedings which shall be hereafter had in affirmance thereof, are and shall be held utterly null and void.

… which didn’t work out so well for South Carolina, either.)

It would be really nice, though, if conservatives would stop talking treason just because they’re upset that their last president tanked the economy and their last presidential candidate (unsurprisingly) didn’t win the next election.

My lucky ball and chain

May 18th, 2009

Saw this link on Slashdot:

A red digital display counts down the “Study Time Left” and the device beeps and unlocks when the time expires.

The prison-style device weighs 9.5 kg (21 pounds), making it difficult to move while wearing it.

Incentive to study, or S&M toy? You be the judge.

The Study Ball

The Study Ball

The retailer doesn’t mention it in the ad, but I have to wonder … does it explode if you try to take it off?

Thought of the week

May 15th, 2009

We took Cate to Myrtle Beach for the day last Saturday.

Welcome to the ocean

Welcome to the ocean

It was the opening weekend for the new Star Trek film.  It was also the oipening weekend for the Harley-Davidson bike rally.  A thought occurred to me:

Is there any significant difference between grown men who dress up like Klingons to go to a Star Trek convention and grown men who drees up in leather to go to a Harley Davidson bike rally?

An armed society is a polite society

May 14th, 2009

Kellie forwarded me this news story and I thought I should pass it on: Restaurant Customer Shot After Complaining.

A South Carolina restaurant employee has been arrested and accused of shooting a customer who complained about the service.

[…]

Deputies said [the employee] worked at a Waffle House restaurant in Manning and was involved in a fight about 4:30 a.m. Sunday.

So what’s the moral of this story?

An armed society is a polite society?

Hmm.  That doesn’t quite seem to fit.

Don’t complain about the service at a Waffle House?

Nope.  Still needs work.

Never, ever go to a Waffle House.

Perfect!

Rain on the way

April 29th, 2009

As North Myrtle Beach continues to clean up after the fire, I thought I’d pull an NMB picture from the archives.  Here’s North Myrtle Beach about to get some rain in late summer, 2004.

North Myrtle Beach, Summer 2004 - 1024x768.  Click to enlarge.

North Myrtle Beach, Summer 2004 - 1024x768. Click to enlarge.

Crystal Gayle on toast!

April 22nd, 2009

A Spartanburg woman has made a piece of cheese toast that bears an uncanny resemblance to country music legend Crystal Gayle.

The likeness is amazing!

The likeness is amazing!

As the woman noted…

“I know there’s a lot of people who believe there’s some […] reason for it being there,” said Lowe, who lives on Lake Bowen. “I just don’t know, but I could never eat it.”

Yes, country music is rather popular here in South Carolina.  What other reason would there be for country music legends to start appearing on toast?

Okay, okay … so the woman actually thought the toast looked like some religious character.  But you can’t tell me that isn’t Crystal Gayle immortalized in cheese!

Tax day!

April 15th, 2009

Today’s the day citizens are supposed to mail off their tax forms. And in honor of that day, here are some interesting links:

Kevin Drum has a in interesting post about who’s really getting “soaked” by our tax structure: “How to think about taxes” Hint: It’s probably not who you think.

Closer to home, we have lots of articles about “tax protesters” coming out of the woodwork to protest that … the federal government requires money to operate!

[Some coverage in The State]

“What works in America is always and has always been freedom,” DeMint said. “The only way we’re going to stop our…spending is to do these (rallies) all over the country as long as it takes to take back our government.”

Or, we could have simply not rushed into Iraq. But I digress… How does DeMint think we should control spending?

DeMint urged support for proposals such as school-choice and private health care over reforms that give government greater control.

… by giving tax money away to unaccountable private schools and pouring money into the impenetrable bureaucratic hell of private insurance companies, of course! That’s true freedom! Makes about as much sense as anything else tax protesters say, I suppose.

The “FairTax” folks are also getting in on the act:

Advocates of the FairTax also will rally at the Township Auditorium this evening. The FairTax would replace federal income taxes with a 30 percent (23 percent when included in the price) sales tax on services and sales of new goods.

Why this gets any traction in South Carolina (aside from the crazy truck guys) is beyond me. We already tried swapping out property taxes for increased sales taxes in this state. Now we have higher sales taxes and the state budget is still screwed.

Last but not least, here’s Indigo Journal’s open thread on the tax protests – with a few pictures:   [Tax protesters open thread]

Happy tax day!

Conservative performance art

April 14th, 2009

There are some folks out there who wonder how we in South Carolina managed to elect officials that want to play crazy, stupid games with the federal stimulus package, the state budget, and our underfunded state services.

Let me introduce you to conservatism,  South Carolina style:

Conservative performance art, right side

Conservative performance art, right side. Click to enlarge.

What it says:

DEMS DRIVE BUY MEDIA

LARGEST TERRORIST

GROUP IN AMERICA

OBAMA INSANE – THEIR

LEADER – CHILDREN ARE

A PUNISHMENT – ABORT

OUR GOVERNMENT IS A DEN

OF SELFSERVING LIARS

THIEVES – SELLING OUT

HARD WORKING TAX

PAYERS TO ENRICH THEM

SELVES & FRIENDS

And on the other side …

Cnservative performance art, left side.  Click to enlarge

Cnservative performance art, left side. Click to enlarge

It says:

OUT WITH THE OLD CROOKS

IN WITH THE NEW CROOKS

CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE

IN BILLION GIVEN TO

CONGRESS FROM GROUPS

THAT GOT BAIL OUT MONEY

And there you have it!  South Carolina’s conservative values – as articulated by the “crazy truck guy”.

Friday cat: Basket case

March 13th, 2009

Wouldn’t this make a much better gift than a fruit basket?

Rusty in a small basket.  1024x768 JPG

Rusty in a small basket. 1024x768 JPG

I’d hate to be the one to try to gift-wrap this basket!


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