Powering up penalties for cheating

August 16th, 2006

The College of Charleston is doing something interesting with their cheating students – giving them an X-tra special grade!

Students caught cheating at the College of Charleston will now be graded for their efforts – they will received a mark of “XF” – which means they failed the course because of academic dishonesty.

I’m curious about the “X”. What does it stand for – “eXtra fail”? “eXtreme failure”?

All kidding aside, this is an interesting idea that should be picked up at more schools. (It’s already implemented at some colleges and universities. For some schools, this kind of grade has been around quite a long time.) Potential employers, when getting a transcript from a school, should be able to see whether their new hires acquired their grades honestly. Plus, I think it’d act as a pretty strong deterrent to a potential cheater to know that his cheating will show up on the transcript he will have to provide to a future employer.

I do think that there’s one weak point to CofC’s method:

The XF grade will remain on a student’s transcript at least two years. After two years, if there are no additional violations, the student can petition to have the grade removed.

I think that time period of two years is too short, since it removes the “stick” of having the cheating being exposed to potential employers for too many would-be cheaters.

Graduation rates and colleges in the 21st century

August 13th, 2006

I am a couple of days late on this, but Kevin Drum’s site has a post up with the Washington Monthly’s take on the latest federal report on higher education.

When you look at the system as a whole, the numbers are disturbing — only 37% of students who begin at four-year colleges nationwide actually graduate in four years.

Now while I teach at a two-year college, I do not really find that number disturbing at all. To get a four year degree in four years requires that you be a full-time student the entire four years. College students are adults, and they are not compelled to be ful-time students. Some work part-time to help pay for college, and as a result may take a reduced course load. Some co-op, so that they have a better chance of landing a job after graduation. That means … longer than four years to get a degree.

While you may blame the colleges to some extent for this, there’s not a whole lot they can do about it, except to perhaps require less credit hours for graduation. (Some schools are doing exactly this – I got a newsletter from Clemson‘s chemistry department the other day detailing how the curriculum was to be “streamlined” to reduce the number of credit hours required for a degree.

Extending the timeframe to six years only brings the rate up to 63%. For black and Latino students, it’s less than 50%.

While I agree that the percentage of minority students that don’t graduate is disturbing simply because it’s lower than the rest, you can clearly see that a lot of folks are extending their stay at college.

We have a similar issue at the two-year schools. Many of our students do not graduate with a two-year degree in two years. Of course, the vast majority of these students have jobs (many have full-time jobs), and cannot take full-time loads. Those that try to juggle full-time work and full-time student status are sometimes forced to let their studies slide. Is it useful to criticize the school in this situation? What can the school do about it?

Criticizing the way financial aid is given might be a useful place to look, though. Many students tell me they “have to be full time” for financial aid reasons.

Praise the Lord and pass the ketchup!

August 12th, 2006

CNN’s offbeat news has this article about water leaking from a tree in San Antonio. Several causes for the water were listed (a well, a burst pipe, etc. Nobody’s sure what is causing the water to come out, because that would likely require either damaging the tree or digging big holes in the yard.

But what makes this article strange is at the very end.

[The owner of the tree] has started to wonder if the water has special properties.

Her insurance agent dabbed drops of the water on a spider bite and the welt went away, she said.

Now I’ve had a few bug bites iin my time (I’m from South Carolina, after all), and one thing I’ve noticed about most bug bites is that the welt goes away after a short time. This is, of course, without the application of mysterious water from leaking trees.

“I just want to know if it is a healing tree or blessed water,” she said. “That’s God’s water. Nobody knows but God.”

I was in Arby’s the other day, taking part in an unholy ritual involving the consumption of a large roast beef combo. I noticed this in my box of curly fries.

[Jesus fries!]
The Jesus fry

This curly fry digested extremely well in spite of its unusual shape and extreme greasiness. In fact, the whole meal associated with the curly fry digested well.

When you eat as much grease as there is in one of those large boxes of curly fries … and you don’t have indigestion afterwards … that must mean that divine intervention is at work!

I just want to know if that was a healing fry or it had been fried in blessed grease. That’s God’s grease. Nobody knows but God.

We’ve got to close the beaches!

August 11th, 2006

Here’s another public service announcement from your friendly hosts here at Shrimp and Grits.

When you see this coming …

[Storm]

…get off the beach!

This concludes the public service announcement.

(This storm, which occured during the July 4th week at Myrtle Beach, spawned at least one waterspout and lit up the place with lightning – including several impressive bolts over the ocean.)

The most asinine thing I’ve ever seen

August 10th, 2006

Here’s the most asinine thing I’ve ever seen.

No, it’s not the ACE curriculum – although I would certainly point out that the ACE curriculum ranks highly on my list of asinine things.

It’s …

[The KISS Coffeehouse]

… the KISS Coffeehouse, in Myrtle Beach.

Clogging your veins…

August 8th, 2006

You know the chicken’s going to be greasy when you see a sign like this:

[We pump fried chicken]
We pump fried chicken!

More on vouchers, this time from Panda’s Thumb

August 4th, 2006

Timothy Sandefur, the resident no-comment Libertarian at Panda’s Thumb, asks us Is School Choice the answer?, and links us to a mini-debate between Neal McCluskey of CATO and Matthew Yglesias on the issue of resolving the creation/evolution debate.

The simple answer to Sandefur’s question and McCluskey’s assertion is, obviously, no – vouchers would not solve the problem of kids getting a poor science education. Vouchers would merely force me and other taxpayers to foot the bill for deluding children with demonstrably incorrect pseudoscience.

Sure, vouchers could eventually end the complaining about what kids were being taught in public schools (by eliminating the public schools), but it would do little else other than shift the complaints onto other targets.

Colleges would (rightly) penalize students with with the kind of substandard education you get from the small, fundamentalist schools that stand to benefit the most from vouchers. And then these disadvantaged students would sue the colleges, et cetera. Problem most definitely … unsolved.

Public service announcement

August 4th, 2006

It’s tax-free weekend in South Carolina! All y’all Libertarians here in South Carolina can run to the stores today and stick it to the man by buying items without paying any sales tax.

But remember, not all items are tax-free this weekend:

You can buy bobby pins, galoshes, bridal veils, and adult diapers tax-free.

You cannot buy soap, clocks, personal floatation devices, or sheet stretchers tax-free.

Everyone got that?

A fundamentalist goes to the movies

August 4th, 2006

Kellie sent me a link to this site, which features movie reviews from the fndamentalist Christian perspective. This certainly isn’t the only site like this on the net, but it’s good for some amusement value.

Let’s look at those reviews!

Here’s Jurassic Park, which the reviewer finds Very Offensive:

[…] perverted by the movie’s unceasing barrage of evolutionist propaganda, including casual references to man and dinosaurs being separated by 65 million years, and other theories hopelessly unsubstantiated yet dressed as undeniable scientific

You know, there’s a reason that the movie treats evolution as a generally accepted scientific theory. That’s because evolution is a generally accpeted scientific theory. But wait, there’s more!

[…] Christian parents should be warned of the intensity with which the dinosaur attacks are depicted (primarily against the pre-teen grandchildren of the park’s owner).

So, the reviewer is one of those who believes man and dinosaurs lived at the same time, but is offended by the depiction of what might happen if man and dinosaurs actually did live together.

The site also reviews Sin City, finding it Extremely Offensive. The only question I have to ask is this – why would anyone think that Sin City would be anything other than offensive to fundamentalists? So what’s the point of the review?

The reviewers find Carl Sagan’s Contact Very Offensive. Why? Profanity? Violence? While there might have been a little profanity in the movie, the real thing that caused offense here was an idea:

Christian’s are, once again portrayed, many times throughout the movie, as not having answers. A young Ellie was kicked out of Sunday School when the teacher couldn’t tell her where Cain got his wife.

… the idea that fundamentalists might not have all the answers. I guess all the parts about humility have been struck from the christiananswers.net Bible.

Still, the site’s a fun read. Look up your favorite movies and try to guess how offended you should have been while watching them!

Tunnel of Tom

August 4th, 2006

Here’s the newest attraction in the shrimp and grits kitchen. It’s the Tunnel of Tom!

[Tunnel of Tom]

Check out the ghostly Phantom Tom in the shiny floor surface!

[Phantom Tom]

For more furry friends, have a look at the Friday Ark.