When Chemists Attack

Never let a computer send out mail on your behalf.

Sears must think that the first thing I think of when it’s time to remodel the kitchen is “You know, some vinyl siding would look great in here!”

Technically, this one’s from the newspaper. I don;’t anticipate adding a newspaper category anytime soon, though. With that said, here’s an ad for a program at one of the community colleges in my wife’s hometown.

I had no idea that the people who handle renewing my magazine subscriptions were so highly trained. It does reassure me that my magazines are handled under sterile conditions by people with hands-on hospital experience.

(This item was submitted by Patty’s mom)