When Chemists Attack

… don’t eed the alligators!

They’ll bite your f off, man!

The computer lab rules hang menacingly over a group of computers in one of the school labs.

I move that this sign be stricken from the record.

A flowchart telling students how to get into the nursing program offers this helpful advice.

Well, f u, too!

Our school has a faculty/staff lounge in the building where I work. Here’s a sign someone taped to the fridge.

… but if you do have some food or drink in this refrigerator, then feel free to take someone else’s stuff.

“Psycology”, though, is a breeze.

I know this actually means something to gamblers, but it sure looks funny printed on a huge sign on the side of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas!

If I remember correctly, this picture comes from the Venetian in Las Vegas.

These boxes own you!

Whoever made this has a cynical attitude towards college athletes.

I wonder if this belongs to James Mays.

(Picture provided by Kellie F.)

This message was sprayed on the side of a trash compactor at the local landfill.

In case you can’t read the words in the picture, the message says:

HOUSE HOLE WASTE ONLY
CANS – NO GLASS
PLEASE

Me, I don’t dirty up my house hole with trash!

Light speed’s too slow.

We have to go straight to … hump speed!