When Chemists Attack

The Marlboro Man is a bit shorter than I remember him.

When you use a handheld game system, you’ve always got to remember to be safe. The instruction manual for the GP2X has some helpful safety tips.

So remember, in case you get blind eyes, call a doctor. Whatever you do, don’t shrub your eyes!

Here are the English instructions for the AC adapter made for the GP2X, a Korean handheld game system.

I can’t read these directions. They must be written in some kind of code.

Pregnancy can be rough. The body goes through lots of changes, and there’s a whole lot to learn about. Luckily, there are books available to help! Here is one such book:

Inside the book, you’ll find (on page 278) some information on labor and delivery, so you’ll know exactly what is going on when the big moment comes! Here’s a part of it:

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Helpful, isn’t it?

When I was in Bartertown (okay, Lowe’s), I saw this particular color and style of carpet.

Can’t we just get … beyond Thunder Dome?

(This site is now officially no better than Laserblast.)

Supply your own dirty caption.

Looks like our Lord is moonlighting at a North Carolina gas station.

I hear the gas station did have a little problem with Him when He was first hired. He kept changing the washer fluid to wine.

I can’t eat in here. It’s too noisy!

Sign on the side of the drink machine in the Wiener Works in Fayetteville, NC

I’d heard the food was bad, but isn’t this a little bit of an exaggeration?