So I’m browsing Fark and run across this headline:
[ARTICLE] [FAIL] In a move that will upset nobody, repressed white southerners want to declare themselves “Confederate Southern Americans” on the census. Try “hillbillies,” guys, it’s got a nicer ring
And I immediately start thinking: “Please don’t be South Carolina… Please don’t be South Carolina…”
The South Carolina-based Southern Legal Resource Center believes that people with ancestors who were citizens of the Confederate States of America should be entitled to ethnic identity and protection [under the Civil Rights Act] since the country no longer exists.
Since I can’t really think of anything else to say, I’m just going to leave this here: