Archive for April 9th, 2008

Super-Size SC

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

A bill aimed at removing junk food like sodas and high-calorie snack food from South Carolina public school vending machines was recently rejected.  Our schoolchildren are among the most obese in the nation, so why did this happen?

“We support the intention of the legislation (to improve students’ eating habits),” said Scott Price of the School Boards Association. “But the local boards and communities should be making those decisions for themselves.”

Looking a little deeper, though, we can get a glimpse of the real reason the bill was opposed.

Some Greenville high schools earn as much as $70,000 annually from vending machine sales, said Quentin Cavanagh, marketing and training specialist for Greenville County schools. “None of (the principals) want to sell this stuff. But they need the revenue,” Cavanagh told the House panel.

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But the bottled water and granola bars that replaced the Cokes and Snickers candy bars were not as popular with students. As a result, some high schools [who removed junk food] suffered big cuts in vending machine revenue for student activities.

We’ve got to ask ourselves a question. If schools are so desperate for funds that they’re terrified of putting less junk food in their vending machines because it might lower sales, then aren’t we underfunding our schools?

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Silly human! You thought the Hypnotoad was merely a fictional character from Futurama? You were wrong!

All hail the Hypnotoad! All glory to the Hypnotoad!