NO SMOKING!

Our college s being slowly dragged into the twenty-first century. We’re not smoke free yet, but we have at least removed most smoking from inside the buildings.

But we’re very picky about areas where students and employees can light up. Consider this picture, taken just outside one of our buildings.

[Designated smoking area]

The sign on the right is stern. It warns potential air polluters to stick to the designated smoking area.

[No smoking!]

Where is the designated smoking area? Take a look at the sign on the left.

[Smoke all you want!]

Why, just a few feet to the left of the “no smoking” sign, you can smoke all you want!

2 Responses to “NO SMOKING!”

  1. eric says:

    separated by the trash can, apparently. maybe the trash smell breaks up the smoke smell. it’s like carowinds. you could straddle the border and send it all the way to the supreme court.

  2. oceanrev says:

    SHRIMPSUCK

    how about a shrimp-free campus?

    trawling them kills the ocean, farming them wrecks the coast AND they make you sick!