Archive for February, 2007

Watch where you’re pointing that thing!

Friday, February 9th, 2007

A post over at Pooflingers Anonymous reminded me of a little rant I’ve been meaning to post for a while.

Consider this lovely Pasteur pipet.

[Pasteur pipet]

The Pasteur pipet is truly a small wonder. It’s cheap, disposable, and can be used to transfer small amounts of liquid from one place to another with almost no mess. The suction from the bulb keeps the liquid inside from dripping. There’s also very little risk of contamination of sample, since the glass part is disposable – and is only used to transfer one solution.

What irritates me to no end in introductory labs, though, is one simple error that students will just keep on making over and over again – no matter how many times I point out the error and correct it. That error is …

[Pasteur pipet tip up]

… holding the pipet with the tip up.

Holding the pipet this way causes the liquid inside the pipet to run down into the rubber bulb. While the glass body of the pipet is essentially chemically inert, the rubber bulb is not. Strong acids attack the bulb, as do many solvents – and the products of these reactions get into the dispensed liquid. Any contaminant that’s present in the rubber bulb – usually caused by some other student holding the pipet with the tip up – will also get washed into the dispensed liquid.

All of these contaminants will screw up results. For students, that translates into bad grades. That, at least, is something that students should understand!

Friday cat: The high score

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Patty caught Tom beating my high score in Time Pilot ’84 this week.

[Tom]
I’ve just beaten your high score! Now it’s time for a nap

Who knew Tom was into video games?

Friday Cate: It’s cold outside!

Friday, February 9th, 2007

[It's cold outside!]

You can’t take me out there! It’s cold!

Friday cat: I’m the baby! (Ash Edition)

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

Here’s Ash, letting us know that all of the brightly-colored new toys around the house can’t possibly be for mere humans.

[Ash: I'M the baby]
Ash: I’m the baby!

Friday Cate: You like-a the chair?

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

[Cate in chair]
Cate like-a the chair!

A request for Boston

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

Bostonians! All y’all owe me a new laptop keyboard and another glass of sweet tea. In lieu of that, simply repeat after me:

[I am]

[Sofa King]

[We Todd Ed]

In case you haven’t heard, the city of Boston went certifiably insane yesterday over some light-up signs advertising the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Someone thought the signs were bombs.

Here’s one of the signs:

[Inignot]
Inignot, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force: “I hope he can see this, because I’m doing it as hard as I can.”

The Massachusetts attorney general said

“It had a very sinister appearance,” Coakley told reporters. “It had a battery behind it, and wires.”

Rumors that the attorney general also added “Oh he did not do that! That dude back there just flipped me off!” turned out to be false.


Update:

When you find yourself in a hole, it is generally advisable to stop digging.

It’s clear the intent was to get attention by causing fear and unrest that there was a bomb in that location,” Assistant Attorney General John Grossman said at their arraignment.

Yes, it was designed to get attention. it’s a circuit board with batteries that lights up to draw attention to itself. No, it was not designed to “cause fear and unrest” by making people think it was a bomb. It looks like a sign, not a bomb. STOP DIGGING!

Oh wait … this is Boston. Never mind. Carry on, then.