Archive for August, 2006

The Oreo of DOOM

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Bow down before the sugary goodness of the Octuple Stuffed Oreo of DOOM.

[Oreo of DOOM]

Coming, deep fried, to a fairground near you.

Nutrition facts
– Contains 1000% of the recommended daily allowance of sugary cream filling.
– Contains no other nutrients

The house limit is three do-overs.

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Occasionally, I give “pop” quizzes in my introductory classes to reinforce the idea that my students should be prepared for class and keep up with their studies. (Just to prove that I’m not completely evil, my students are told to expect a quiz each week on the material that we’ve been discussing.)

We’re now a week into the semester here, and I just gave one class it’s first quiz – a simple five-question multiple choice set on the material from the previous two classes. After class let out, a student came up to me and asked “Can I do the quiz over? I wasn’t really prepared to take it.”

This, of course, was the entire point of the quiz – to remind the students that they should keep up with the material as we’re going through it and not cram the night before each major test.

But where does the idea to ask an instructor for “do-over”s on even the simplest of assignments come from? I’ve been on the other side of the classroom for a few years, but it would have simply never occurred to me as a student to ask my instructors for “do-overs”. Preparing for class was my responsibility, and if I wasn’t prepared, then it was my own fault.

Oh well, maybe my student thought that the house limit was three do-overs.

He who has the gold … buys ads

Sunday, August 27th, 2006

There’s an article on the BBC site featuring Al Gore discussing the US’s obsession with advertising. It’s worth a read.

Gore mainly discusses television ads (because we Americans spend a frightful amount of time glued to our televisions), but he said one thing that should bring back memories for those of us in South Carolina.

Now you sometimes see, in extreme cases, advertising created before the product, and then the product is based on what looks as if it’s going to succeed.

How many of y’all remember Outhouse Springs Water, the “product” offered by Adams Outdoor Advertising?

[Originally in cans billboard]
Outhouse Springs … originally in cans, now in bottles

Outhouse Springs, “America’s first recycled water”, was a fictional product advertised in the eastern part of South Carolina to make a point about the effectiveness of outdoor advertising. The point was most certainly made. People wanted Outhouse Springs badly enough that Adams started selling it, at least for a time.

Welcome to the twenty-first century … where ads are reality.

Friday cat: Word!

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Ash will be doing the blogging today.

[Word!]
Word!

Find more furry friends on The Friday Ark!

Headline of the day

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Here’s the best headline I’ve read all day, from the Greenville News

Allegiant Air lands in Greenville
Airline fills void left by Independence Air

… well, I found it amusing.

Treated as adults

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

Not Very Bright has a post up on the micro-scandal at Clemson over Ann Patchett’s book Truth & Beauty. Go forth and read it. 🙂

But I’m going to make a few hurried comments. Here’s a statement from Ken Wingate – in a letter to Clemson’s president.

As a Clemson alumnus, a Clemson parent, and a member of the Commission on Higher Education, I suggest that you pull the plug on the author’s lecture and offer an alternative book for the freshmen.

As a Clemson alumnus myself, I’m embarassed to read that letter. Clemson is a place of many viewpoints. Is Ann Patchett such a dangerous person that the freshmen (nearly all of whom are legal adults) will be damaged merely by her speech?

Or her book?

I think the perfect response to that is from Ann Patchett (emphasis mine).

The chance to receive higher education is a privilege, and Clemson students should be proud they attend a school where they are treated as adults, she said.

Amen. And … Go Tigers!

The modern way to get out of doing your homework

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

My alma mater is in the news!

I’ve run across what promises to be the decade’s preferred way to get out of homework! All you have to do is hold a news conference to declare it immoral.

You heard me right. A news conference was held this Monday by several freshmen students (enabled by a political type who is probably trying to increase his “family values” appeal) to protest their summer reading assignmentTruth & Beauty, by Ann Patchett.

I’ve got to hand it to Clemson’s English department (or whoever suggested the book). If the goal was to stimulate discussion, they have done so in spades. Those of us in benign fields like chemistry can only dream of students getting press coverage to protest having to learn about Arrhenius’ depraved ionic theory of solutions..

I’ve also got to hand it to the students – who may have a bright future in South Carolina politics. Holding a news conference to complain about the immorality of a homework assignment would play well to quite a few voters down here.

I can’t wait until these same students take biology, where evolution will be discussed. Better yet, let’s see what happens if/when they take the psychology department’s human sexual behavior course – where “the film” is shown. I’ll be able to see the fireworks all the way across the state!

Friday cat: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

Friday, August 18th, 2006

I’m currently buried in beginning-of-the-semester paperwork, so I will just let Tom handle the blog today.

Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap?
Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

As always, find more cats on The Friday Ark!

Powering up penalties for cheating

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

The College of Charleston is doing something interesting with their cheating students – giving them an X-tra special grade!

Students caught cheating at the College of Charleston will now be graded for their efforts – they will received a mark of “XF” – which means they failed the course because of academic dishonesty.

I’m curious about the “X”. What does it stand for – “eXtra fail”? “eXtreme failure”?

All kidding aside, this is an interesting idea that should be picked up at more schools. (It’s already implemented at some colleges and universities. For some schools, this kind of grade has been around quite a long time.) Potential employers, when getting a transcript from a school, should be able to see whether their new hires acquired their grades honestly. Plus, I think it’d act as a pretty strong deterrent to a potential cheater to know that his cheating will show up on the transcript he will have to provide to a future employer.

I do think that there’s one weak point to CofC’s method:

The XF grade will remain on a student’s transcript at least two years. After two years, if there are no additional violations, the student can petition to have the grade removed.

I think that time period of two years is too short, since it removes the “stick” of having the cheating being exposed to potential employers for too many would-be cheaters.

Graduation rates and colleges in the 21st century

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

I am a couple of days late on this, but Kevin Drum’s site has a post up with the Washington Monthly’s take on the latest federal report on higher education.

When you look at the system as a whole, the numbers are disturbing — only 37% of students who begin at four-year colleges nationwide actually graduate in four years.

Now while I teach at a two-year college, I do not really find that number disturbing at all. To get a four year degree in four years requires that you be a full-time student the entire four years. College students are adults, and they are not compelled to be ful-time students. Some work part-time to help pay for college, and as a result may take a reduced course load. Some co-op, so that they have a better chance of landing a job after graduation. That means … longer than four years to get a degree.

While you may blame the colleges to some extent for this, there’s not a whole lot they can do about it, except to perhaps require less credit hours for graduation. (Some schools are doing exactly this – I got a newsletter from Clemson‘s chemistry department the other day detailing how the curriculum was to be “streamlined” to reduce the number of credit hours required for a degree.

Extending the timeframe to six years only brings the rate up to 63%. For black and Latino students, it’s less than 50%.

While I agree that the percentage of minority students that don’t graduate is disturbing simply because it’s lower than the rest, you can clearly see that a lot of folks are extending their stay at college.

We have a similar issue at the two-year schools. Many of our students do not graduate with a two-year degree in two years. Of course, the vast majority of these students have jobs (many have full-time jobs), and cannot take full-time loads. Those that try to juggle full-time work and full-time student status are sometimes forced to let their studies slide. Is it useful to criticize the school in this situation? What can the school do about it?

Criticizing the way financial aid is given might be a useful place to look, though. Many students tell me they “have to be full time” for financial aid reasons.