Archive for March, 2006

For nut lovers

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

[Lover Nuts]

Supply your own dirty caption.

The divine mechanic

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

Looks like our Lord is moonlighting at a North Carolina gas station.

[Jesus Saves: Mechanic on Duty]

I hear the gas station did have a little problem with Him when He was first hired. He kept changing the washer fluid to wine.

T is for Tom

Friday, March 17th, 2006

“C” is for cookie, but “T” is for Tom!

[T is for Tom]

Cheating teachers

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

From CNN, 32 teachers lose their jobs in Florida for buying fake transcripts.

While I sympathize with the idea that continuing ed classes can be a burden on teachers who more often than not already have way too much to do, buying fake credits to cheat your way around the requirements crosses the line.

You wouldn’t accept faked work from your students, why should your students accept it from you?

The punishments stem from a scam run by former high school teacher William McCoggle, who claimed to offer continuing-education classes through a private company. McCoggle pleaded guilty to fraud in November, admitting he did little more than sell transcripts, requiring no tests, homework or other academic work.

Oddly,

dozens of students and parents defended the teachers who lost their jobs, saying that removing them in the middle of the school year would be too disruptive.

On the other hand, it does send the message that cheating will not be tolerated. From anyone.

Here’s more from the Miami Herald

”You don’t know me,” said Currais, one of 32 teachers who was fired or forced to resign for participating in Miami-Dade’s continuing-education credit-buying scandal.“You don’t know anything about me except the one mistake you saw on that paper.”

This is often the reaction I’ve gotten from students who were caught cheating on assignments.

Here’s more.

Many of the teachers who would comment said they never tried to submit the MOTET classes when they renewed their licenses.

”When I realized it didn’t seem like a normal education program, I refused to use the credits I received,” [Maria] Dominguez said. “If the School Board is going to terminate my employment, I will file an appeal and take it to a hearing with the UTD’s support.”

And hopefully this reacher will win the appeal, or not have to go through it in the first place. It’s certainly possible that some of these teachers didn’t know it was a scam until the scammer got their money and they got a transcript without having done any work. My next step might have been to sue the pants off the scammer.

Kansas again

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

This post is about Kansas education. No, it’s not evolution this time, though – it’s sex ed that’s under the gun this time.

School districts in Kansas must get parents’ written permission before teaching their children sex education

So … special permission is required to teach sex ed now. One wonders if this will increase the teen pregnancy rate in Kansas, snce it’s likely to reduce the number of kids getting sex ed classes. (Of course, if they were “abstinence only” classes, it might not make much of a difference.) Perhaps for an encore, the Kansas school board can require parental consent before teaching evolution in biology class or atomic theory in chemistry – both as controversial as sex ed is with some religious folks.

“It’s about empowering parents. That’s the bottom line,” said board chairman Steve Abrams.

No, it’s about making it more of a chore to have sex ed classes – so more kide won’t have them. After all, if we don’t teach kids what sex is, there is just no way for them to find out what it is on their own. (Oops – I just blew another sarcasm meter there.)

I look at it this way – do you want your kids to learn about sex from you and a curriculum at school that you have access to, or do you want them to learn it “on their own” from the seedier side of the internet?

One board member wants the new policy to go further and require abstinence-only courses. “We need to send the correct message,” Kathy Martin said.

Under her proposal, a school could lose its state accreditation if it did not offer nine weeks of instruction on “abstinence until marriage” at least once in grades 6-9.

The “correct message” being that they want teenaged boys and girls to get sexually transmitted diseases? Because that abstinence instruction isn’t going to magically turn off the hormones. It may make it more likely that those hormone-filled teens won’t use any protection, though.

(… and I fail to see how an “abstinence only” message would require nine weeks of instruction. Here, I’ll give it in one sentence. “Not having sex is the only 100% effective way to avoid pregnancy. So don’t have sex.”)

My head just exploded

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

I’m sitting here grading chemistry tests and cleaning bits of my brains off the walls after reading one particular student answer.

Here’s the situation: We do a freezing point depression lab involving dissolving dichlorobenzene in cyclohexane and monitoring how the freezing point changes. Pure cyclohexane freezes at about 6.6oC, and when the dichlorobenzene is dissolved into the cyclohexane, the freezing point drops a few degrees. The students use an ice bath to cool the cyclohexane enough for it to freeze while monitoring temperature with a digital thermometer.

On the test, I have a freezing point depression calculation – asking them to calculate the expected freezing point for a mixture of cyclohexane and dichlorobenzene (the same substances they have already used in the lab). To their credit, most students had no trouble with the calculation. One answer, though, just blew my mind.

The freezing point of the dichlorobenzene solution is 170 oC.

One hundred and seventy degrees Celsius. 70 degrees higher than water’s boiling point. For a solution that was frozen in the laboratory in an ice bath.

Ow, my head.

(This is what comes of treating real-world problems as math exercises without stopping to think that these numbers mean something.)

A scam by any other name

Monday, March 13th, 2006

Here’s something that dropped into my inbox a long time ago – found when getting rid of some of my backlog of e-mail:


Received: from omail6.walla.co.il ([192.118.71.126])
by montgomery.mail.atl.earthlink.net (EarthLink SMTP Server) with ESMTP id 1coFL34U23Nl3qB0
for ; Mon, 1 Nov 2004 12:14:16 -0500 (EST)
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by omail6.walla.co.il ([192.118.71.126]) with HTTP;
Mon, 01 Nov 2004 16:03:10 +0300
From: mitchel motte <mitchelmotte@walla.com>
X-Sender: mitchelmotte@walla.com
X-Originating-Email: [mitchelmotte@walla.com]
X-Originating-IP: [81.58.46.194]
Subject: ASSISTANCE
Message-Id: <1099317790.273000-60478774-23981@walla.com>
MIME-Version: 1.0

(This junk mail sure does get around!)

My name is Mr Mitchel Motte,Chairman of contract award and monitoring committee of Ministry of Urban and rural development ,my duty as empowered by the Mauritius Government is to provide the basic amenities,social recreational activities in urban and rural areas,This programm includes assistance to deprived Local communities and to co-ordinate projects and development at the national level, Furthermore, from this projects we have been able to secure some reasonable amount of U.S.$22.3m(twenty two Million Three Hundred Thousand U.S.Dollars Only)as commision from various Contractors resulting from over invoicing ,hence all the necessary approvals has been completed.

These approved fund is now packaged and despatched through a security company for onward delivery to its final destination.

These fund are first deposited into a vault security before we arrange for its movement to Europe through diplomatic channel using decoy purporting that the fund belongs to an expatriate/company , as we are Government officiale ,we are not allowed to operate/own foreign bank account,Hence we need you to stand as the beneficiary and claim the fund on our behalf from the security company.

Presently I am now in Europe to search for a reliable person/company of high intergrity /dignity and one with conscience who will claim this fund on our behalf as the beneficiary,and we have agreed to give you 25% of the total sum as commission for your assistance/effort. And 5% will be used to settle every expenses incurred. We will use 70% to invest under your recommendations and guide and to go into Joint venture business with you.

The following will be needed from you;

  1. I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names & address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents & affidavits,which will put you as next of kin.
  2. We shall employ the services of two attorneys for drafting & notarization and obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favour for the consignments.
  3. Telephone and Fax numbers for an effective communication and briefing.

I will greatly appreciate your assistance .As I look forward to your response as
soon as possible.

Best regards,
Mr Mitchel Motte
Private Email:mitchelmotte@netscape.net

419 scams, also called "Nigerian scams" or "advance fee fraud" are nothing new. This particular e-mail is amusing because it doesn’t seem to know what kind of scam it is. The e-mail talks about moving some money through diplomatic channels (opening the way for the scammers to ask for fees to bribe nonexistent officials to move the nonexistent money), and then out of the blue wants you to be a next of kin to someone (another common variation of the scam is that a rich person has died, leaving behind a huge fortune that the scammer for some reason wants to share). Who died? If the scammer can’t even keep his scam straight, how on earth will he actually manage to convince someone to send him a few thousand bucks by Western Union money transfer?

And don’t you love the irony? They seek a person "with conscience" to help steal money from a program to provide assistance to poor urban people.

It’s never about the science.

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

As one poster on Panda’s Thumb likes to say, Intelligent Design is an idea doomed to fail because it’s proponents can’t keep quiet about ID being religion, not science. A letter in the Greenville News today (from Dime Hollingsworth) illustrates the point rather nicely.

Recently, two writers have claimed that “to say evolution of the species did not happen is very disappointing for an educated person” and that evolution has “massive evidence from every corner of serious scientific study.”

However, neither writer presents any actual evidence to make their case. As an educated person, I used to believe in evolution because I was taught to believe it. But I have since found much more scientific evidence supporting creation rather than evolution.

The writer believed evolution “because [he] was taught to believe it”? This would certainly be evidence that evolution (and science) education in the state is in need of improvement – and certainly not be weakening the science standards in ther ways proposed by South Carolina’s EOC. But I digress …

The writer’s claiming that no evidence exists for evolution. How much does he want? We have

  • the fossil record
  • genetic similarities between organisms
  • numerous examples of selection at work
  • observation of new species
  • synthesis of life’s precursors from simple chemical compounds (Miller-Urey type experiments) – more relevant to abiogenesis than evolution
  • etc., etc.

And of course, you can find lots more evidence for evolution conveniently tabulated at talkorigins. What more does he want? But he’s already given his motivations away – even as he’s trying to frame his letter as scientific – with that lovely term “creation”. Expect something about Genesis to follow.

Creationists do not deny that organisms “change” over time, and are sometimes even classified as new species. We only deny that these changes can go beyond the basic genetic makeup of the organism’s DNA.

This argument always amuses me. Creationists have been whacked on the head so many times by evidence for evolution that they will say “Okay, okay … things evolve. But they can’t evolve that much“. It’s sort of like saying “Okay, I believe that we can send a man into Earth’s orbit, but it would be impossible to send him to the Moon!”

The only changes to DNA occur as mutations or copying errors. A copy machine cannot make a new intelligent sentence no matter how many times you make a copy. Likewise, mutations do not lead to more complex information, much less more complex organisms. No mutations have ever been proven to lead to more complex life forms; thus, evolution of species from one-celled organisms to humans over time would be impossible without intelligent intervention.

What does the writer mean by “complex”? What is meant by “intelligent”? For that matter, what about sex and its ability to shuffle genetic material around?

And why, even if evolution as we currently understand it were somehow to fail to describe what the writer is complaining about, wouid the idea of “intelligent intervention” be supported? This is a false dilemma, since there might simply be another means of natural genetic variation we haven’t discovered yet. To hammer home the point, let’s say that I tell you my name is not Steve. Does that mean my name has to be Fred? Of course not. There are more than two choices. The writer’s argument has the same basic problem.

All educated people should take a good look at scientific evidence on both sides of the creation/evolution debate. I have found the scientific evidence to be consistent with creation by God as described in the Bible.

And at the end of the letter, we arrive back to the first sentence of my post. Our writer has revealed his true colors – and that his argument is really about his religion and not about the scientific facts. (I really would like to see some scientific facts that support “creation”, because these sites contain nothing of the sort.)

The cat’s not out of the bag

Friday, March 10th, 2006

The cat’s in the bag!

[Cat's in the bag]

(Ash decided to recycle the bag that my new home theater amplifier came in.)

Who wants to be a … student?

Friday, March 10th, 2006

The book reps have been by recently, and one of the things they’re pushing hard is the adoption of student response systems, often called clickers. If you’re not familiar with the concept, it’s a lot like the “ask the audience” segment of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Students are asked a question by the instructor, andasked to “buzz in” with the answer. Implementations vary – students may have handheld remotes, or they may submit their response with a computer located at their desk, but the effect is the same. It’s supposed to promote reflection – thinking about the material being presented – in the classroom, and increase student learning.

Why are the book reps so keen on promoting clickers? Students buy the remotes along with the textbook for the course, thus netting the book publisher another $40 or so per book sold. Plus, it’s another club to beat over the heads of the used booksellers, who won’t likely have the class-required remotes available.

Textbook prices being what they are, I’m not exactly willing to saddle my students with a much larger book bill (they pay enough for textbook, lab books, and calculator – even getting some of the stuff used) without some nice results demonstrating a clear benefit in the chemistry classroom. As luck would have it, this month’s Journal of Chemical Education has a study comparing clickers to another popular classroom extra – WebCT’s online quizzing. The reseatchers compared students who had access to online quizzes (outside the classroom), students who had in-class clickers, students who had access to both, and students who had access to neither.

On normal tests (written by the teacher), the students who had access to online quizzes (questions chosen by the teacher) did better than other students. This makes sense, since the student is getting used to the testing style of the teacher when taking the online quizzes. The groups with only clickers actually performed more poorly on the tests than all other groups – even the group with access to neither online quizzes nor clickers. Performance, from best to worst, went this way.

  1. Online quizzes
  2. Online quizzes and clickers
  3. Neither online quizzes nor clickers
  4. Clickers

So the clickers actually hurt grades! “Negative learning”? (Oddly enough, when the students were asked about clickers, over 80% responded that clickers helped them “reinforce what they learned in class”, and over 70% said the clcikers “helped [them] learn”.)

Perhaps the students became too confident about their knowledge in class and simply did not study as much outside of class compared to the students who weren’t clicking in answers during lecture? (The clickers affect attitude more than retention, perhaps.)

On a national chemistry test, the researchers found that clickers were better than either the combination of clickers and online quizzes or for online quizzes alone – but that this performance was not significantly better than that of students who didn’t have access to either clickers or online quizzes. I’m not sure what to make of that, really.

At any rate, I don’t think I’ll be saddling my students with a much larger textbook bill – at least not without better results than seen here.

Reference: Bunce, D. M.; VandenPlas, J. R.; Havanki, K. L.; J. Chem. Educ.; 2006, 83 (3), 488-493.