Here’s a business located conveniently across the highway from our college: “Robert’s Wholesale Body Parts”. I’m sure the biology instructors love to shop here.
(There’s nothing particularly stupid about this sign, other than the almost-unreadable color scheme. It’s just amusing.)
The Big Lebowski comes to mind here.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.