Archive for January, 2006

Worship evolution

Friday, January 20th, 2006

While I, as a science teacher, applaud the teaching of evolutionary theory as the cornerstone of modern biology, I think that this particular group has the wrong idea.

[Worship evolution]

But does it have a Hemi?

Friday, January 20th, 2006

[Dodge Ram ad]

Sure, it’s got a “warrenty”, a new “cataletic converter”, and “duel exaust” … but does it have a Hemi?

I bet this is an old edition

Friday, January 20th, 2006

This has got to be an old edition.

[The lastest Physic book]

Constitutional law

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Some people say that law enforcement just doesn’t understand the Constitution.

[Constutional law]

They may be right.

We weren’t allowed to use calculators in math class

Friday, January 20th, 2006

When I took math in high school and in college, we weren’t generally allowed to use calculators.

I wonder if I could have gotten away with using these instead?

[Caculator]

[Caculater]

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Laptop

Friday, January 20th, 2006

[Excellant!]

You see, 700 years ago the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. They needed to sell their laptop and calculator. So now I must travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger. Don’t worry. It’ll make sense. I’m a professional.

It’s the new math!

Friday, January 20th, 2006

This must be that “new math” I’ve heard so much about.

[Algebra and Trigonametry]

Join the study guild

Friday, January 20th, 2006

[PSY 201 with study guild]

How much for just the book if I don’t want to join the study guild?

Social studies

Friday, January 20th, 2006

I had sociology classes in college, but never needed this particular book.

[Sociaology]

You can get anything at the airport.

Friday, January 20th, 2006

[Le P tit Bist O Cafe]

I wonder if the tits are duty-free.