When Chemists Attack

When Service Merchandise in a nearby town went out of business, this is what their store looked like.

But what’s that smaller sign hung below the big “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS” sign?

Great! Just don’t expect to make your new job a career!

… don’t eed the alligators!

They’ll bite your f off, man!

The computer lab rules hang menacingly over a group of computers in one of the school labs.

I move that this sign be stricken from the record.

A flowchart telling students how to get into the nursing program offers this helpful advice.

Well, f u, too!

Our school has a faculty/staff lounge in the building where I work. Here’s a sign someone taped to the fridge.

… but if you do have some food or drink in this refrigerator, then feel free to take someone else’s stuff.

“Psycology”, though, is a breeze.

I know this actually means something to gamblers, but it sure looks funny printed on a huge sign on the side of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas!

If I remember correctly, this picture comes from the Venetian in Las Vegas.

These boxes own you!

Whoever made this has a cynical attitude towards college athletes.

I wonder if this belongs to James Mays.

(Picture provided by Kellie F.)

This message was sprayed on the side of a trash compactor at the local landfill.

In case you can’t read the words in the picture, the message says:

HOUSE HOLE WASTE ONLY
CANS – NO GLASS
PLEASE

Me, I don’t dirty up my house hole with trash!