We went to a local Asian restaurant recently. In addition to the traditional American fork, we were also provided with chopsticks.
I’m not sure about the glonous history and cultual, but the chopsticks can’t be that hard to use, right?
Here are the directions. Step 1:
![[Tuk under tnurnb]](http://whenchemistsattack.com/blogfiles/chopsticks_1.jpg)
Um, I’m not sure I have a tnurnb, but on to Step 2:
![{Chcostick?]](http://whenchemistsattack.com/blogfiles/chopsticks_2.jpg)
Chcostick? Okay, now I’m thoroughly confused. But I’ll press on to Step 3:
![[Now you can pick up anything]](http://whenchemistsattack.com/blogfiles/chopsticks_3.jpg)
I guess I can pick up anything. With my fork!
(On a later visit to the same restaurant, we found that the supplier of the chopsticks had corrected the hideously mangled English on the chopstick packet. Bravo!)

![[Welcome to Chinese Restaurant]](http://whenchemistsattack.com/blogfiles/chopsticks_top.jpg)
Oh my god I saw that at some Chinese restaurant and my brother and I couldn’t stop laughing =D