When Chemists Attack

Here’s a billboard for a local credit firm.

… located conveniently next to the cheap motels. Rooms by the hour!

(Did someone think that this was a good slogan?)

God is real.

How do I know? Well, God brings His ride down here to our car wash. And let me tell you, it’s one heavenly machine!

When Service Merchandise in a nearby town went out of business, this is what their store looked like.

But what’s that smaller sign hung below the big “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS” sign?

Great! Just don’t expect to make your new job a career!

… don’t eed the alligators!

They’ll bite your f off, man!