When Chemists Attack

This has got to be an old edition.

Some people say that law enforcement just doesn’t understand the Constitution.

They may be right.

When I took math in high school and in college, we weren’t generally allowed to use calculators.

I wonder if I could have gotten away with using these instead?

You see, 700 years ago the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. They needed to sell their laptop and calculator. So now I must travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger. Don’t worry. It’ll make sense. I’m a professional.

This must be that “new math” I’ve heard so much about.

How much for just the book if I don’t want to join the study guild?

I had sociology classes in college, but never needed this particular book.

I wonder if the tits are duty-free.

Take a look at this flyer I received in the mail.

Now, if the car dealer missed something this obvious on a flyer that was sent to hundreds or thousands of people, I don’t think I’d buy a car from him.

The engine could be missing and the dealer wouldn’t have noticed.

Never let a computer send out mail on your behalf.

Sears must think that the first thing I think of when it’s time to remodel the kitchen is “You know, some vinyl siding would look great in here!”