When Chemists Attack

Since the cigarettes don’t sell as much anymore …

… Marlboro has decided to sell off the men. Cheap.

Where can I find a “lable” maker?

I’ve never much cared for gas station pizza.

Maybe it’s because of the poor pepperoni they use.

Here’s another sign from the Myrtle Beach hotel with the cat problem.

Nothing wrong with that sign, right? Not quite. Here’s what makes it stupid.

There’s no grass!

This sign was displayed in the elevator at a Myrtle Beach (SC) hotel.

How much of a problem could they have possibly been having with this? I don’t know too many cats that are big on getting into hot tubs.

Customers need to be able to find your front door.

Good thing it’s labeled.

Academics wanted.

English skills not required.

I “thank” I’ll let this flyer speak for itself.

Sure, it’s got a “warrenty”, a new “cataletic converter”, and “duel exaust” … but does it have a Hemi?