Archive for January 20th, 2006

Computer lab rules

Friday, January 20th, 2006

The computer lab rules hang menacingly over a group of computers in one of the school labs.

I move that this sign be stricken from the record.

You need a thick skin to be a nurse

Friday, January 20th, 2006

A flowchart telling students how to get into the nursing program offers this helpful advice.

[f/u]

Well, f u, too!

The faculty fridge

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Our school has a faculty/staff lounge in the building where I work. Here’s a sign someone taped to the fridge.

[Food and drink]

… but if you do have some food or drink in this refrigerator, then feel free to take someone else’s stuff.

Psychology can be a tough subject

Friday, January 20th, 2006

[Psycology]

“Psycology”, though, is a breeze.

Crapless craps!

Friday, January 20th, 2006

I know this actually means something to gamblers, but it sure looks funny printed on a huge sign on the side of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas!

[Crapless Craps]

Boxen!

Friday, January 20th, 2006

If I remember correctly, this picture comes from the Venetian in Las Vegas.

[Alabaster box's]

These boxes own you!

Clothes for dumb jocks

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Whoever made this has a cynical attitude towards college athletes.

[Clemson atletics]

I wonder if this belongs to James Mays.

(Picture provided by Kellie F.)

Keep your trash out of my house hole!

Friday, January 20th, 2006

This message was sprayed on the side of a trash compactor at the local landfill.

[House Hole Waste]

In case you can’t read the words in the picture, the message says:

HOUSE HOLE WASTE ONLY
CANS – NO GLASS
PLEASE

Me, I don’t dirty up my house hole with trash!

Hump speed!

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Light speed’s too slow.

[Hump speed!]

We have to go straight to … hump speed!

Fayetteville’s solution for families in crisis

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Here is Fayetteville’s (NC) solution for families in crisis.

[Ever wed spaghetti]

The family that eats spaghetti together stays together.