Revolgar: Currently Devouring English Language

Let me introduce you to Revolgar.

[Revolgar]

What is Revolgar? It’s a cheap plastic robot that looks as if it’d withstand about ten seconds of play time. But more than that, Revolgar is a warrior.

[Justical warrior]

… a justicial warrior! What is a justicial warrior? I have no idea, except that Revolgar and his allies are extremely powerful

[the most powerful in history]

… and have (or perhaps, had) a thing against jewelry.

[Former subduing evil’s diamond]

If all that doesn’t make you want to run out and buy your own Revolgar, I don’t know what will. But if you do get one, pay attention to the warnings. Playing with the most powerful super combined justicial warrior robot in history comes with some risks.

[carefully!]

Watch out for those carefully small parts, which are much more dangerous than the carelessly small parts featured on inferior robots.

Also, consult your doctor before putting anything into your nares. If you’re not a doctor, just don’t shove Revolgar up your nose.

[By the hair of your fingers]

Revolgar is so powerful, it can rip the hair off your fingers! So be careful!

 


Are the makers of Revolgar also responsible for this product?

3 Responses to “Revolgar: Currently Devouring English Language”

  1. Kellie says:

    Ok, that’s the best one yet…that was hysterical 🙂

  2. eric says:

    i like “target age,” as if revolvgar will turn his wrath on its owner.

  3. walter says:

    i like revolgar =P…..(yo tengo uno quien me lo comprara?)